Or as it'll appear in tomorrow's sports section:

some shadowy hoodie-wearing dude smoking doobs

to put the B and S in the BCS

Apologies for that last post as a couple point out. Frankly, never heard about that context. Point was that he is an idiot.

Mike Harrington called him a "Tard," but then said he'd never heard of calling anyone a "Tard" before. What a fag.

Dan, you magnificent Le bastard!

I would bang Alan Rickman until we used up the word "bang" and English would have to invent a new word. And then we'd use up that one too.

Sure, some people would describe this as hell. Me? An opportunity.

Ok, look. Women cannot be ordained as priests; therefore they cannot be aggregated to any position of cardinal. There has not been a lay cardinal since 1899. Certainly the College of Cardinals is comprised of cardinal bishops from around the world but the Roman Curia consists of men who run the gamet from cardinal…

Whatever. She is exceptionally stupid. I have no sympathy for her. She knew exactly who he was when she chose to enter into a relationship with him. There was no bait and switch here. They have no kids, he has no money or property except for his precious guns.

Someone wise once said "to the privileged, equality feels like discrimination."

They aren't mere talking points, they're facts. What you have a is a bunch of muddled half-assery and sexism.

"Male athletes" are not being "punished." First of all, it's not anyone's God-given right to get an athletic scholarship. That's…

I’ve been reading all this stuff about the dolphins and it makes me sick. Anyone who wants to use that word is just plain WRONG. No excuses. No explanations. Anyone with a grade school education should know better. I don’t care if you think you can get away with using it or if the people around you give you a…

Let's see: a single point-of-view, logical fallacies, conflict of interest, cherry-picking of information....does Fox Sports get their training at Fox News?

Oh, and that whole "half-nigger" business? Glossed right the fuck over

They aren't human beings.

Totally. Players need to feel comfortable hurling racial slurs at other players and telling them they are going to cum in their family member's cunts.

This story will run during the A block of every Fox News show. The war on Christians continues right after— oh wait, he's a Mormon? Fuck him. More on how Obamacare will kill you after the break.

Nice try getting me to look at close ups, Barry. but there's no way I'm going to check a Slovakian.

List of common reasons for an in-flight fire over Wisconsin:
1. Grill Class
2. Mid-air collision

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