I'm fucking ashamed that he forgot which goddamn document he swore a sacred oath to when he enlisted. I swore an oath to protect the goddamn CONSTITUTION. He can suck my ass. Piss pot poor soldier, if you ask me.

**yes, I am riled. I'm a veteran and although I only served 6 years I am FUCKING PROUD of my brothers…

"I did not go overseas and fight for our country so that we could come back and be subject to something like that. Several of us (veterans) feel that the flying of this flag is a poke in the eye of a way of life."
People should be ashamed that people like this have been in our military.

My dad interviewed him once. When he found out that my dad had recently had a baby (my older brother), he sent him a silver baby rattle. Dustin Hoffman is a beautiful person.

Does America not have cheese, Gwyneth?

Somehow, the sentence "That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their power from the consent of the governed" completely condemns taxation

I wonder how long it will take this wholesome celebration to descend into batshittery?

are there any off the table right now? I mean at this point the Warren Commission is indicting him.

...Mitch McConnell, who said the 2016 Democratic field was like “a rerun of ‘The Golden Girls.'"

I mean, NOW is really just an embarrassment at this point.

I believe in my right to Choos. Jimmy Choos.

And, according to FOX News, I can now marry this horse.

As an avid Eagles fan I'd like to point out that in my mind this is close enough to finally getting Super Bowl hardware.

"We were raised in a family of love and faith in a house that God lived."

What does this have to do with anything?

I'm certainly no member of Serena's fan club and it's absolutely no secret that she's spoiled rotten by her family and her lifestyle. But I will say that professionally, at no time in her career has she seemed inappropriately entitled. You cannot accomplish what she has and maintain her level of competition at her…

Maybe Doug is confusing it with 'Sweeney Todd?' But maybe even that is giving him too much credit.

I don't think it was malicious. I think she grew up in a time when people used the N word all the time and told jokes about Jews and gays. Does that make it ok? No.

To be fair, people are a: by nature social and b: inclined to anthropomorphize stuff. Given how many people converse with objects and animals that can't respond, it's probably much harder not to anthropomorphize a device which can answers back.