Knock knock.

They are likely literate in Yiddish, Aramaic, and Hebrew ( all types, they are sufficiently closely related that if you know one you pretty much know the other. It is like picking up different dialects)

Seriously.

For their part, the parents are like, "Um, I pay like threeve fafillion megabucks (PLUS 'charitable donations') for you to sit around while my dumb kid plays Oregon Trail

Amazing how people on both sides of the spectrum want it to be the 1800s all over again, for completely different reasons.

I couldn't agree more. They are hideous, hidebound misogynists living in some perverse fantasy of a self-inflicted 18th century ghetto unquestioningly following cultlike leaders.

He WISHES he looked like Tilda Swinton.

I like how we live in a world where we tell high schoolers to not care what people think about you, to be yourself... then spend the rest of our lives judging people for what they wear and how they act.