Yeah, agreed that controlled substances shouldn’t taste like candy. That is asking for trouble.

Do you WANT Annie Adderall?

This sounds great to me. If they’re marketing it directly to kids burn it to the fucking ground. If they’re just marketing it as an alternative drug, as long as it’s properly prescribed and monitored I think it’s great for kids who can’t take pills.

EVERYONE PANIC! They flavor most kid’s meds. Lock up your scripts, problem solved.

I feel for Justin. Well I want to feel for Justin, but he’s expressing a clear disdain for his celebrity life and I don’t understand why he’s still there. Is someone holding him over the fire. Doubt Usher is forcing him to stay in the biz if he don’t want to, so why not just stop? I mean it’s not like his performances…

Now that she mentions being Bond... I could totally see Idris striding out of the ocean in a speedo...

This reminds me of Angelina Jolie when she got an offer to be a Bond girl.

Do former British colonies count? Ya know, like India

Jesus, what a nightmare. Fuck that person. No one knows what’s going on in anyone’s life, and “Oh, you’re a woman who puked, so obviously you’re pregnant” is such a shitbag thing to do.

Do you want me to stop by and circulate a rumor that it was Chris Evans’ baby? I can do that. I blend in very easily at offices.

yeah.... I’m in a very happy relationship and I love my boyfriend but I can’t help feeling a little sad if it’s true? Which is super irrational- but at least my friends get it because when I told a friend that they were dating she sent me this:

If anything, this celebrity pairing makes me care MORE about Captain America. Bc clearly his superpowers include awesome girlfriend choices.

I didn’t realize how much I wanted this to be a thing until I saw this headline, but I already feel really invested in it!

My dad proposed after 10 days. They celebrated 40 years this winter. Super unlikely it would work, but today I feel the need to be an optimist about these two strangers.

uhh are blake shelton and gwen stefani paying ppl to post about their relationship

I really don’t know how to handle this! I haven’t had enough coffee yet. I’m so conflicted.

I wasn’t going to click on the Kaley Cuoco link, then I clicked on it anyway. She makes me wonder what her occupation would be if the BBT hadn’t been successful. Would she be that one waitress at Friday’s or Applebee’s who flirts with the bartender and always talks about not wanting drama in her life, all the while…

Nev is engaged to someone named Laura, whom he impregnated.

As much as I love the movie Obvious Child, I’m desperately hoping this rumor is true and we’ll be graced with Mona Lisa Saperstein/Captain America baby photos.