I hate when people commit violent crimes as “pranks” and think that makes it any better. Like, you caused someone intense physical pain, but it's suddenly okay because you think it's funny? Hm.

I’m pretty sure there’s no one else with the same spelling of my first and last name (my first name is weirdly spelled, with the Me. Never met anyone else who spells it like that, and it's pretty much always mispelled by everyone, including the government. I've seen some people online with it, but not many). But there…

Honestly, Kendra is such a mean person. I watched Girls Next Door, and I loved her on the show (when I was like in middle school, so idk if the show was way more flattering to her, I was just oblivious, or she’s suddenly become a total asshole). Lately everything about her is just her being an asshole to people.

Why do some people need to use guns for EVERYTHING? Like, it's a baby.

I love bralettes. I’m a D cup, and I think I’m right on the brink of needing vs not needing a bra. Whenever I need any structure, I wear a wired bra, but otherwise it’s bralettes all the way. They’re so comfortable! And really cute! And cheaper than “real” bras!

She does not have good taste in guys.

Wait, does anyone have attractive knees? I feel like all knees are really ugly. I mean, Miley Cyrus’s knees look like Seth Rogen from a hell dimension.

It looks like they changed a lot more than her waist (this is just from looking at the Instagram, so idk if the actual videos are different or what). She looks a lot taller, too. Maybe just slightly different angles, tho.

Omg, I did the same thing. If someone else had a cute “y” or something, I just TOOK IT FOR MYSELF. I don't even know what my natural handwriting would look like lol

Gold is a lot more appetizing to me for some reason. This just looks like tin foil, which does not make me want to chew it.

I think movie adaptions of books really tend to suck, but tv adaptions are almost always a lot better (than the movies, not than the book). I’m excited for this! Hopefully it isn’t watered down much.

I love malls. I spent so much time at them when I was growing up (usually Southdale, actually, cuz it’s in my hometown, although it’s really started to suck a lot so I tend to avoid it). They’re fun, and you get to be inside, which is something I want most of the year. My dad was born the year Southdale opened and my…

Every time I've been tricked into going to one of those damn outdoor malls, I've seen like 10 other people, total. Even on nice days. How are they even in business??

Last night they played it outside of the Target Field in Minneapolis, and there was a few thousand people there. They had the lights on purple, and it was just really, really nice. Everyone sang along and danced, and it was great.

I never have to be like “omg I’m sick of drama!” bc I stay in my damn lane. It's the easiest fucking solution

I love this because you know all Kylie has ever wanted is Blac Chyna’s face

That's reasonable though! Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes! They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyways?

This is all thanks to Kylie Jenner, who started lips.

I’d say the olive tree one is because olive trees are notoriously hard to kill. Like you have to pour poison in them or they’ll come back, right? So it’s a romantic thing, like “our love is forever”.

What the fuck? I’ve stopped watching it in the past few seasons (after the will they or won’t they, shows always seem to get duller, I wish they wouldn't use that so often), and I’ve been meaning to catch up, but now I don’t think I’ll bother.