He’s raised a grand total of $80 so I think it’s a moot point, anyway.

Not to mention the people that were in the building. I’ve met a couple over the last few years, and they hate truthers.

The theories started almost immediate - I remember them within the week. Most of these idiots believed the planes crashed into the buildings, but that they couldn’t have done that much damage without additional explosives planted in the building. By the government, of course, who were possibly working with terrorists…

He’s found a building. I highly doubt he’s found a skyscraper.

I’m sorry, that was my hilarious typo

Because tall skyscrapers (which you’d need to prove or disprove anything) are so abundant in rural areas.

I too am a redneck, and non rednecks do not understand that arson is something we learn before we can get in to see a PG-13 movie. We could burn down concrete with bic lighter and some duct tape if we wanted to. To this day if no one can light the barbecue they come get me I can set fire to anything.

It’s not just that they can’t deal with random shit happening in the world, to me they also seem like the kind of people who get off on being in on the secret. They need to feel important and smarter than everyone else. In a secret club that the sheeple can’t understand. So basically: they’re assholes.

I guess that's why he stresses that this will take place in a rural area? But still I can't imagine the Thai government will be thrilled about this idea.

The towers are hidden by a cloaking device from Area 51. Taken from the Roswell crash, naturally.

A hoax as in there weren’t actually planes, but rather bombs placed in the WTC to bring them down — by the government — and the terrorism claims were a cover up.

Conspiracy theorists. Why can’t they just accept that sometimes yes these things happen? But no, some secret society that controls our lives is at play. No matter how much evidence you show them, it will always be fabricated to them.

Found an image of the highly professional flight crew that’s volunteered to fly this mission.

There surely has to be a legal obstacle or two against ramming giant planes into skyscrapers, even if you do it all on your own property. Like if the plane misses and hits something else, won’t it be a huge problem?

I haven’t had a chance to break out this bad boy in a while. Hang on, let me get the dust off it.

It’s times like this when I’m glad to be a redneck.

This seems like an incredibly well structured and reasonable experiment that is definitely based on scientific principles and also reality. I don’t see what could possibly go wrong.

A hoax as in it never happened and the WTC is still standing?

I think it will cost much more than $1.5 million to do this.

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