More like bison breaks the house.

A lot of people seem to define “housebroken” as “often goes to the bathroom where they are supposed to”. I can’t fathom the people whose pets have “accidents” multiple times a week but are housebroken

If anyone else was curious, KaDee Strickland (Private Practice) and Teddy Sears (Masters of Sex) starred in the original pilot before being replaced by Heigl and Steven Pasquale.

I have met many a person who calls their pet “house broken” and the whole house smells of animal piss. I don’t think they know the meaning of the term.

Ahem. You smell; they stink.

It’s a freaking fry. Nothing painful or dangerous. If he acted that way, he deserved that.

Don’t throw food at your servers. Regardless of whether you like them or not, or they’re being shitty or not. They handle your food and drinks. It’s unwise and childish.

Unless he was one of Those Guys who’s all “Cmooonnnn we have really great Frozen Rooty Tooty Margarooties today!! Fresh Mango!!” And wouldn’t leave it alone. Some people can’t deal with people who don’t drink.

I recently listened to an interview with Geena Davis. She counts how many women are in the movies (not a lot!), and uses that data to try to show producers they need to put more women onscreen. She talked about all the hit movies she had starred in, and how each time the media would talk about how this movie was a…

Ariana’s really pro-gay rights, plus her career is so hot right now, so I doubt she’s willing to beard for Tom. We need to find him someone whose career is on a downswing, a Ciara-type if you will. A Lindsay Lohan. A Nicole Kidman...oh, wait.

Laverne outweighs Heigl enough that I’ll watch the pilot.

Cox is a fucking legend (Can we get her in a superhero role please? Maybe Barda? Captain Marvel? Whatever?)

Everyone at the Cannes Film Festival loves Amal, and no one at the Cannes Film Festival ever likes anything.

maybe it was like the lone onion ring that makes it’s way into your french fries at burger king and than you realize that you should have ordered onion rings instead?

Nothing about Tom Cruise surprises me. I mean, look what he did to Oprah:

Glob, she always looks flawless. <3

I wish Kesha nothing but good things, and I really hope she can extricate herself from fucking Dr. “I’m pretty much a rapist!” Luke’s label and put out new music soon because I think she is a great pop artist tbh. In the meantime, I am glad she is performing live and taking care of herself!

Kesha didn’t get a lot of love (or respect) right out of the gate; there were comments about her reliance on auto tune, about her stage presence even about the Andrew W style party lyrics. I remember there being booing in the audience at her first SNL.

I hope every song on the new Kesha album is entitled “So FUUUUUUUUCK it”

Good for her.... also super jealous cos that all looks amazing