Yes!! A Girl Named Disaster was one of my favorite books when I was in middle school!

I feel like most popular children’s books with black girl protagonists are historical books (about slavery or the civil rights movement), and while those topics are undoubtedly very important, it’s like... Being black isn’t the only thing that black girls have to offer. And don’t even get me started on the white…

Nationality: I was born in the dark.

Kris stole 10 slabs of marble from Kim (who is redoing her house). Kris did not realize Kim would charge her for the marble, and says she'll just get her more. But Kim says she's called everyone and there is no Calcutta Gold marble in the country, only Calcutta. She does not want Calcutta. So Kris says she will find…

This makes me anxious. Like, it would be so stressful to eat. I just want to drink a regular milkshake. Wouldn't say no to a piece of cake on the side, though.

You eat French fries that aren’t flown in fresh from France? Ah... see, I prefer real cuisine, not disgusting swill. I guess I'm just more cultured and smarter than you.

Yeah, it's not her fault if he's a racist, but if she stays with him, I think we can gather something about her character from that.

I mean, there’s literally no situation where a non racist person could do something like this. This is some next level shit.

You're not fooling anyone.

Anti blackness is a thing in pretty much every country in the world.

Honestly, I think she just thought there was a person in the shoes. I definitely thought it was a picture of someone wearing shoes in a dim room (and wearing dark clothing) until I saw the tweet and realized I was dumb.

That raccoon! I can't stop laughing, but that poor baby! It looks so confused!

Ugh, that actually hurts my eyes.

No, they're not allowed to eat salt.

Animal Crossing is amazing for my anxiety. It's so pleasant and easy going and fun.

It's sad to see you go. I love your writing style. Your article about your wedding was one of my favorite pieces this year (from anywhere).

Probably from people googling stuff all nervous before they lose their virginity

I thought that, too! And tying in with the above, since I knew if the president died, the VP would become president, I always wondered why the VP didn’t just kill the president.

I misread that and thought you said corsets made of milkbones. Either way, what an odd thing.

I love sexting. It’s fun to be able to turn someone on even when you’re not with them. Plus, it’s more special than just unceremoniously getting off alone, and makes me feel closer to my boyfriend when we're apart. I get why people are reluctant, but it’s a lot of fun if both people are open to it and feel comfortable…