No, the GOP don't think embryos are property. They think women are.

What a bunch of dumb assholes. Dumb, dangerous assholes.

It looks good! I love Roald Dahl books so much, and the BFG is a really good one. The BFG looks a bit small though, in this. So I guess Sophie won’t be riding in his ear very much. That always appealed to me a lot (I have no idea why. It just sounded really nice). I’m really looking forward to seeing this!

It’s like he’s competing for the title of World’s Biggest Asshole.

Jack and Jill

“ask forgiveness of all your sins, such as betrayal.”

No way. Have you seen his eyes? There's no way he isn't a sociopath. I usually always say yes to these, even the grossest guys, but I'm pretty sure Paul Ryan has killed before.

Nordstrom! I had the best fitting there. I got my real size (VS told me I was a 34A, turns out I’m a 30E) and my bras are so much more comfortable now. You can also check out Reddit’s /r/abrathatfits (I know, Reddit’s the worst but it’s a good subreddit), they have a really good measurement thing.

Peas are my favorite food, and I eat them every way. Canned, frozen, fresh, in the pod, raw, cooked until they're basically baby food, covered in spices, or plain. Never met a pea I didn't like. They're just so good!

I knew a kid growing up named Joe King. I always thought that must be a difficult name to have. People would always assume you're lying.

Really don’t like the comparison to blackface, especially calling this the “modern” equivalent. Um, blackface is not a thing of the past. It's still very much a problem.

I ate at one of the restaurants that reported someone got sick from in late October, in late October. I feel invincible. I am no mere mortal. I am a GOD. (Ignore the fact that one person was reported to have gotten sick from there, and there’s hundreds of people who eat there every day. Ignore it.)

I know this happened before last night, but I was thinking about this as I fell asleep yesterday. I was like “hm... I wonder when Kylie and Tyga are gonna break up. Soon, probably” (because... Really, how long could that last?) and then I saw something about their break up on fb this morning and now I'm 100% sure I…

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Despite the name, Buffy isn't really just a vampire slayer. She deals a lot with demons and other supernatural creatures. She does battle a lot of vampires, but most of the big bads and enemies that an episode focuses on aren't actually vampires.

So it's basically if Buffy the Vampire Slayer was in the UK and more generic?

I’ve never heard of sweet potato pie and I don’t even like sweet potatoes, but I want one of those fucking pies. Also: I saw that video on Facebook and intended to just watch it for a few seconds. I ended up watching the whole thing. Such a funny man.

God, yeah. My hair gets a bit greasy if I go for more than four days, but I can easily pull three. My hair gets too dry if I wash it all the time.

For some reason, this is just the funniest thing to me. They fucking named this toy hamster Harris Faulkner. Why the fuck would they do that?? It's just so odd. WHY?

It has her name, though. And it's not exactly a common name.