I can't decide if this is super mean, super funny, both, neither, or just a fever dream.

Oh, I read this book! I had no idea they were making a movie of it! The book was absolutely incredible, I really recommend it. I’ll have to see the movie now. It’s such an emotional and terrifying story. It’s really stuck with me.

Franklin, maybe?

It would really suck if someone died during storm Yolo

Uh... Yes, I'd be really bothered if we used guns on women more than we already do. It's actually a pretty big problem.

Not me, but my sister was eating a can of soup and she was eating the rice at the bottom and looking at the can, and then she realized there wasn't supposed to be rice in the soup. On closer inspection, it was maggots. The worst part was that she said she thoroughly enjoyed them.

Kinda disappointed Ariana went back to the fake ponytail thing. Her natural hair was so pretty!

Okay, I’ll get on board with the most people lie about stuff somewhat often thing. But it tends to be rather small lies (“you look great!” Or “sorry, I was busy last night"), not even close to “shit like this” (lying about being in one of the towers on 9/11... Just a part of daily life for most of us!).

I wrote my boyfriend’s name with the kissy face and sent it to him. We're romantic folks.

“Individually chosen”! This is amazing. I'm never going to stop laughing

Wait what the fuck

Like... He’s being treated as innocent until proven guilty by the government. Since when does the public have to treat everyone as innocent until proven guilty? And is this just on rape? Or can we use that for everything? Anytime one of these fools says something about some “bitch” they know who did something (like…

The same thing happened to me in 7th grade! He even called me “new girl”. When he realized his mistake (I was a gigantic loser), he made up for it by being an even bigger asshole than usual.

The first day of kindergarten, I didn't know where the bathroom was, and when we went to our cubbies, I just couldn't hold it anymore and I peed everywhere. It basically exploded out of me. Everyone screamed and jumped away. My teacher had the take me to the office to wait for my mom to bring me new clothes. The worst…

Man, I guess I'm disgusting, but yeah, I'd do him. I wouldn't really want him to talk, though.

She included a picture of a face on a crotch blowing a kiss (I'm sorry, I honestly don't know how to describe the picture??). Shade is subtle. Demi is not. It was a good burn tho

How the hell do you explain that? Like “oh by the way, he no longer has a nose, I honked it and it broke okay bye!”

I hope I’m not being dumb and missing the joke, but that’s not actually Billy Ray’s cake, that’s one of those little “archaeological” toys you scrape and brush and stuff until you find what’s buried inside. The vegan cake was (probably) not actually made of sand.

No one is forcing these people to commit to a monogamous relationship. They're grown ass adults who actually do have a choice in what actions they take. Plenty of people are very happy in monogamous relationships, and plenty of people who aren't decide not to be in one. No one is forcing anyone to cheat.

I really want to be invited to this party.