Every time Gene is mentioned, I have to bust this out:

Normally I’d agree but I think the ending is perfect. One of the few romantic speeches I actually find romantic. And having them be the final couple in those vignettes made perfect sense.

She should have just walked up to Perry and said “How U doin’?”

Yeah, like I fully get the appeal of Chandler Bing, but also he is my dad’s age and if he’s the kind of guy who would hit on a 19 year old, then he would lose all of that appeal. 

Well, since at the time he was 47 and she was 19, I’m hopeful his reaction today is more along the line of “Wow, I still got it...but, no.”

Not as embarrassing as the time I found out that Keanu Reeves had a cervical spinal fusion the same day I did (a tidbit dropped by my surgeon who knew his surgeon) and sent him a love letter asking him if he “wanted to neck” (neck/make out/cervical spine) In my defense I was on much many painkillers. I’m pretty sure…

Oh and f*** Georgia’s age of consent!

Is this the result of male judges who buy their elections? Did the prosecutors sign-off on this? I hope there is outrage and election consequences.

What the fickity fuckety FUCK, MAN.

And they try to say men don't hate us. And they try to say we have equality now.

Brienne of Tarth and Tormund Giantsbane and Jaime Lannister — Go hard or go home.

You’re right. Fuck, this is hot.

I was very moved by her story, and very glad I’m not alone.  Someday this country will truly have a level playing field that will give people with less as fair a shot as people with more.

I like it. Add it to all the survival guides.

I’m irrationally upset that:

It is an uncomfortable truth to admit, but cannibalism despite it social stigma has its advantages, namely the chance to chop down on whose who have wronged us or really just continue to annoy us on regular basis. And this is hidden advantage of catastrophic climate change, by making cannibalism a necessity it will…

I really want to make a ‘get back in the kitchen and cook up our neighbors like a good little lady’ joke, but I’m not sure how well it would be received. So wording it like this absolves me of any responsibility if it doesn’t go well, right? 

Right!? I order a lot of dresses off ModCloth because they have fantastic bold patterns for my size 14. 

Here is the thing, kids do shitty things.

The problem we encounter today is the mistakes the kids make stay with them, by virtue of digital media, so it makes a difficult situation even more difficult, because it doesn’t get let go. It is amplified.