I get the Dorian Gray reference but damn do I not understand the bathtubs. Are you saying he is getting dirtier?

Also- BREAKING NEWS - the coordinates in the map are in Lubbock, Texas, an over 2 hour drive north of Odessa.

ALSO WHY SO FOCUSED ON COLD WEATHER AND HOT COCOA IN TEXAS?? Does it get cold where he lives? Does any of Texas get cold? I am becoming mentally unhinged thinking about this CL post. And almost none of it has anything to do with homeless girl sex slavery.

AHHHHH why is the closet almost completely empty? I can't handle this apt actually existing. I'm hoping he took pictures of a model home to use for this ad, because his real apt is too terrifying. What do y'all think? Sex/murder dungeon? The only furniture in the living room is his desk/super sweet gaming rig and the…

I got robbed on the train last night too so now I'm feeling extra vulnerable and less "I'll totally move to Crenshaw!" which is probably a good thing in the long run. I'm so mad at the world.

This is my life... Trying to find a "cheap" place to live in Los Angeles :( :( :(

98% guaranteed sexual assault from someone who's about 78% never been in a relationship before. Cocoa under blankets? Bubble baths? Does J Crew have like, a romantic couple catalog that he parsed this together from? Also what kind of grown-ass man has a framed photo of flowers in his bedroom? Seriously who decorated…

This man has nothing on the Stalking Cat.

See there's your problem. It takes a long time to tell someone they did a good job. That pesky a. Just say YOU DID GOOD JOB and walk away.

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If you have kids would you consider complimenting them only ego stroking and unnecessary conversation? It's nice to tell people when they did good job.

People shove their faces toward the mouthes of strange dogs, startle them, and the dog has to die because the human is an idiot. It makes my blood boil.

Really? This is the first I've heard of someone feeling negatively about the practice. My husband is a service industry lifer, and I've done a little serving as well as bartending. We always clean, scrape, stack, and organize as a gesture. So many people treat servers like servants that we try to be as undemanding and…

I was so happy to read this, its good to spread some kindness now and again!

Yes yes yes and yes. We already even had a joint account (we got after engagement) so literally nothing was different after marriage except my last name. Oh, and no wedding stress haha.

We don't have tons of money so we usually check with each other for anything over 50 bucks. Although these days we rock 2 joint accounts, so we both have access to both, but only withdraw from one to keep from accidentally overspending.

The night of, we ordered room service, drank the bottle of champagne that was waiting for us and passed out. The next day- morr room service, some exploration of the hotel, and then returned to the hotel room for the most intimate, romantic, lovemaking of our lives. I strongly support waiting until the next day when…

Bride started hooking up with Groom while he was visiting back home on vacation, to fuck the pain away of a relationship that ended two weeks prior. Bride really liked groom even though she still cried over her ex boyfriend and cheated on Groom (with ex boyfriend) while doing the long distance thing when her returned…

I JUST MOVED HERE!! Hahaha.

I read just enough to make sure this was not LA or any of its suburbs. I live in Burbank and the gaping drain holes in the curbs make me think It is in them every time.