I just saw the headline “baby hair” and forgot we refer to Ariana as a literal baby

God forbid someone takes the time to understand the world around them.

Oh that’s an easy one. High School students.

She found the strength to love herself in spite of those 2lb, though. Which are 1lb in each boob, and everyone knows society HATES big boobed women.

Dude, she’s 2lb above normal. Privileged people don’t get to don the labels and then say problematic shit. IF her article didn’t lecture people into having better self-esteem, IF her article didn’t hinge self-worth on fuckability, I would consider giving her a pass. But her whole thing comes off as privileged…

You’re over-thinking it. Don’t have kids. Don’t go on a cruise.

Also, just avoid cruises.

This. Oh jeez this. Like when I complimented a woman on her car (it was a very cool car, I like cars) and she smirked and asked me if I wanted a ride.

And I said “Oh, no. I’m just walking, it’s not even a block.”

She looked stunned, and it didn’t click in my stupid head for like a month.

Banned foods include everything that make this wretched existence worth suffering through for another day.

Banned foods include alcohol, coffee, soda, dairy, meat, pasta, starchy grains and refined sugar.

Can we be best friends?

I would just like to say I knew the names of the song’s writers thanks to Sports Night.

This sounds like a story by Flannery O’Connor.

I originally read this as she survived but also killed her husband. O.o

Too fat and you’re a “land whale”. Too skinny and you’re a “malnourished bird”. Or “anorexic”. That was a popular one at my high school.

I’m not even gay and I would LOVE to be called relentlessly gay. Maybe I’ll change my name on Facebook or something.

Yes, you should give to both trans activism and trans health research! Excellent idea.

FAIL....I literally read halfway through that sentence before posting too...

Oh, inverted nipples. Here's to a lifetime of secretly pulling them to make them stand out before my one night stand sees you.