What if my ring is huge but the diamonds are fake, and cost less than $400? Haha. I honestly thought it was going to be smaller than it is because I ordered it online.

I reeeaallllyy want to move back. I was out at Loaded last night and I miss being walking distance as opposed to having to go all the way back to the Valley :(

I mean... You can find some cheap places in Hollywood, but I guess it's still "cheap for LA" haha. I used to live in Hollywood- lotta homeless people and drug addicts in my neighborhood.

Thats what I assumed it meant too.

There are certainly valid reasons to not be 'Facebook Official' but I would personally tread carefully with anybody who refused to. I have too many friends with ex boyfriends who used the No Relationship Status on Facebook thing to facilitate cheating.

E'ryday people, e'ryday!

Once, when I was barely over 21, I got together with an old childhood friend that I hadn't seen in years. We proceeded to get Very drunk, cry about her abortion, and then get even more Very drunk.

That's fair. If I can see any part of your labia, your shorts are too short.

I agree with most of this but what is "too much skin" for a stranger to exhibit near you. Like, are their privates touching the seats?

I doubt I'll ever be out of the grays here (Deadspin is not my home blog by any means) but you should know:

That woman is the absolute best, ever. Is she still alive? I want to have Mint Juleps with her.

Right? I was like, "boom, accomplishment" when I got out of the grays. Then shortly after, that sytem disappeared and I was like "damn....."

WHY IS HE SPITTING ON ALL THE PLATES I DON'T LIKE IT THAT'S GROSS.

I like it black or the ridiculous chocolate-and-caramel-extra-whip-cream things. But then I call it dessert.

Maybe it's good that I'm caffeine-sensitive (makes me anxious and nauseous if I have too much)- usually I stick with green tea!

That's how it is in the Midwest (Milwaukee at least) as well. "You want regular or decaf?"

I started drinking it black when I was 18 or so (I'm 29). Adding cream or sugar just seems weird to me.

"It is what it is-" I don't really use that exact phrase, but it sums up my increasingly-zen-Buddhistlike approach to giving advice. Eventually, something will happen? Every cause has an effect.

I use "does that make sense?" a lot, but usually it's because the person I'm speaking to didn't have much a reaction/seem to be staring blankly at me, so I want to make sure I am making sense to them.

I feel you sister. I'm happily married, but when I reject his advances either it's The Morning (I have too much anxiety in the morning for sex a lot of the time), or I feel burney Down There.