I JUST USED THIS EXACT GIF A DAY AGI TO A FRIEND.

I'm not saying you made it up because that implies malicious intent. I'm saying your body is tricking you. Because science says reactions to MSG doesn't exist, just like non-celiac gluten sensitivity for the most part, and I understand that people think they react to stuff because the placebo effect is very real and…

Yup! It's funny how your perception can play tricks on you.

Always is the time for Jenny Lewis.

Drat, I can't edit anymore. I got lost in my own double negative, but I guess it still works? I appreciate the lack of nitpicking, however.

I starred you just for confusing the Huffington Post and Buzzfeed. Was I young and naive, or was the Huffington Post once much better than it is now?

Yep.. I was definitely sympathetic to him at first. Can you imagine the heartwrenching guilt from knowing you killed your own child. I don't know that I wouldn't be able to keep living with that knowledge. I was on my lunch break at work when I first read that the story might be something more sinister, and my stomach…

Was there a sudden period joke or rape culture rant in the middle of this that I missed? Why is it a big deal which blog it's on? (I read pretty much all of them to varying degrees).

I'm assuming that Jezebel is getting compensated for this advertisement + in-app purchasing, in addition to the traffic revenue, which is why she was able to expense it :)

"Oh no, don't drink from that one- that's the Hitler water."

A relfie? Ruh roh!

I have no idea- because if any of my friends are bad tippers they know to keep that shit hidden from me otherwise we won't be friends anymore.

If it makes you feel any better, it's dialogue that I've seen you (as well as NinjaCate and other commenters) contribute to on this site that has at least made me a more intersectionally-aware person over the years. So even when it might feel like you're arguing with a wall there are people who you have a positive…

All of this, and all of the comments on this article are exactly why I feel that reading Yelp comments requires a certain level of skill and care. I think Yelp is like a thesaurus in that it's a great tool if used properly. For example, positive reviews are weighted a lot more heavily in my mind than negative reviews.…

I shit you not, I saw a customer refuse to tip a fellow server once because "there were bees outside." And I don't mean we sat them under the hornets' nest. I mean a bumblebee or two wandered onto the patio.

I learned my lesson.

So are you saying that the lyric "do what you want with my body" is not metaphorically talking about celebrity through sexual exploitation?

You're right, my bad haha.

While I do think the point of the song is celebrity/fame, she's telling it through the metaphor of sexual exploitation. Also is it really fair to criticize someone's opinion of a song being based on one line, when that "one line" comprises about 60% of the song?

I hear he's also a gay fish.