I use to be friends with Britney shes so nice

His friends gave him this nickname. His fucking friends. Like it was a big fucking joke. “LOL, you know our good buddy David and his penchant for raping unconscious girls.”

Due to the fact that his nickname is “David the Rapist”, I’m going to bet these two aren’t his only victims.

Also, here’s the thing, that stevia she’s hash tagging so hard is...wait for it...a processed food.

Right? Not all sugar is bad. There’s a difference between a Snickers bar and an apple.

Added sugar is one thing, but fruit? No, no, no.

Patti looks great (even tho I dislike her irrational hatred of curly hair), but you need fruit to make wine. Hard pass at #nosugar.

Patti, I’d eat a bag of dicks before I'd give up fruit.

Democrat here.

Who will do less harm

Because he’s got to find a way to stay in her life somehow...the old “let me annoy her until she likes me” tactic.

As is often the case, the stuff they gloss over a bit is the most interesting. Like Khloe refusing to go to Mother’s Day because Rob would be there?!

um now that gawker is dead can we please see more jez articles about the effects of government oversight on a shrinking domestic labor force? the corrupt dismantling of third world export restrictions and its consequences for an impoverished populace? how the contemporary working class struggles with an increasingly…

I’m guessing the blatantly plagiarized speech at the RNC didn’t help.

I think it is the pattern of lying that is a problem. The maybe lying about the visa timeline and this.

Honestly? It’s probably Trump rubbing off on her combined with standard misogyny for a beautiful woman.

“White savior complex”? I’m sorry, but...what? So because he’s written and created black characters, he now has a “white savior complex”?

HOW WILL SHE BE SUPERHERO WITHOUT BOOB WINDOW?

WAIT! HOW WILL I KNOW SHE'S A LADY WITHOUT FORM FITTING BOOB ARMOR?

You are the reason there is so much non-decomposeable shit in our landfills. Do you throw away your lamps when the light bulbs burn out too?