Rihanna could show up in a literal hefty bag and Jez/the internet would trip all over themselves to claim it’s haute couture. She looks like she’s going to the prom in 1995.

HE does not care. HIS KIDS do. Trying to keep their names out of it.

My approach to music is “wall of guitars,” so it stands to reason that my approach to writing is “wall of text.”

Well I already know who should play young Madonna:

THis is all ok and nothing is wrong!!! 🤡😹🐔🌋🦋👻🐷👏🏽🥙

Watch Duck Dynasty with the sound off?

Selena dated Bieber. Her type is guys who aren’t boyfriend material. Stars, they’re just like us.

The thing is, they don`t. Neither did I at that age, though. One of the unwritten rules of that age is giving your beauty and personality to scrubs who don`t appreciate it.

Not even. The Goo Goo Dolls were a punk-ish Replacements-style outfit turned straight up lite rock that your mom listens to when she fills the hot tub, lights the candles and breaks out the toolbox of dildos. There’s not a single song in their discography that one would honestly call “post-grunge.” They’re not even a…

Counterpoint: being half of a longtime couple & a parent can cramp a person’s “homosexual culture” in many ways?

To be fair there are plenty of people on this site who think Kim is a shallow robot incapable of doing anything that doesn’t benefit her (I’m not one of them. I think she probably is a good wife and mother)

The rich are not like you and I.

A white woman making fun of another white woman is not racist. Xenophobic, maybe. Not racist.

Was Gigi Hadid’s Melania Trump impression “racist”?

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

nah

my heroes

Drake is John Legend? I don’t get your Chrissy Teigen comment.

Melanie Field, Brendan Scannell and Jasmine Mathews, according to the THR article. Kind of a big thing to leave out of this, but then again proofreading has never been a priority of Gawker Media.

What say you? I say — sorta!