It was Gawker or perhaps Jezebel that initially called Rihanna's firing something like, "probably a good move." It was as weird then as is the 180 now.

This is stupefying. That anyone not vegetarian/vegan would decline to eat a chicken friend steak, regardless of what they thought it was, is just incomprehensible to me. I'm going to have one for breakfast tomorrow in horrifying, grotesque self-indulgence protest and solidarity. Cream gravy. Grits. You know the drill.…

He said "culpability". The NFL fucking hates that word.

"A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing it. I don't know how they...how do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women.…

I think you are spot on in the Mcdonald case. It's too soon to have much real evidence in the case, and in Rice and Hardy's situation, they have already at the minimum had a judgement against them in the court system. Rice, was put into a program that first time offenders go through in that state, and Hardy is in the…

Also worth noting that the owners of the Steelers and Giants (GO BIG BLUE) have hired a former director of the FBI to launch on independent investigation into the NFL's handling of the Rice case (what they knew, when they knew it, etc...) which will be made public upon completion.

I think Goodell will be fired. The owners have sort of taken over the reigns at this point. Goodell will be a convenient fall guy. That's sort of a part of the job as commissioner.

Please, Britney's handlers, let her retire to Louisiana with her boys and her money. Let her become fat and happy. Let her quietly receive the treatment she needs.

Probably would depend on how close the Raiders GM was to a phone.

I'm getting married this weekend. You can bet that I proofread the shit out of that invitation. And then when I'd done I had my mother proof it. And then my daughter. She caught a misplaced apostrophe.

I don't want to doxx myself but me..us...this...Yep!

I get this, and also the opposite of this. Sometimes when I see that he's about to get off, that turns me on, so I do, too.

I say it totally counts. Mr. Megoo is very good in the self-control dept, so he frequently just holds off until I get off, and I count that. He's also willing to keep participating afterward if I've got more in me, so hooray.

This totally counts! I've experienced the same thing and, as someone who could get off ONCE A YEAR from any sort of sexual contact prior to my current partner, I thank my lucky stars now. I also thank my stars that he's had a lot of practice before me but has none of the maladies as souvenirs. HUZZAH.

Because it's wrapping the entire thing and removing it would involve reaching in and grabbing the person's food. That's what fish en papillote IS; that's how it's fucking served.

What does 4chan have to do with Reddit?

In a more righteous universe, Britney Jean Spears actually fulfilled her destiny, which was to graduate high school, marry a kind and honest contractor, have a couple kids, work as a receptionist, coach cheerleading at the elementary school, and be the prettiest woman at the church bake sale. You can't tell me that…

Doesn't really qualify as Asleep Drunk, but here goes: One time, I committed the ultimate sin of falling asleep while receiving oral. (I know! But I was sooooo sleepy! I'd been on this long bike ride and I was half asleep when we started messing around.) Anyway, I started having a dream about McDonald's while he was…

Here's my favorite throwback of the night. When the Fashion Police talks about this, I hope they call this the War of the Roses: