As of today, I have been smoke-free for 17 days. I am SUPERWOMAN. (As of October 12th, I was smoking two and a half packs a day... Did the patches for a week, cried a lot, cruised the about.com smoking cession forums, and here I am. SMOKE FREE!)

He only gets a half day? I grew up in Dallas- We got a whole day off to go to the GREAT State Fair of Texas! (*Pour a sip on the concrete for Big Tex, y'all.)

I'm holding fast and strong to "Shark Week".

I'm not sure my man would get to make the decision, but he would be allowed time for debate and rebuttal. I'm thinking LD style...

It's getting... Better. Again, a lot of work to do. http://www.udel.edu/soc/faculty/parker/SOCI836_S08_files/McNulty_Crim01.pdf

...Um. No. It's not. We down here in the sticks have come a long way now, ya hear? And while we have more to do, I would like to think that any human killing another human is taken right serious down in these parts. Bring into it that she is female? Hell no. Our politicians are backwards on a lot of issues, but…

EXACTLY! O'Hare is the worst airport. Or any of the DC ones. WE MOVE MORE PEOPLE! QUICKLY! ANNNDDD the layout makes sense.

I'm clapping at my desk. For you.

I'll let him know. (Seriously, SKILLS. And he does dishes. And drywall.)

You know what I like? Big balls. Those suckers start a swinging from behind, and. Well. Hello!

I always called it the big blue box. Yours has a better ring to it.

Less calories though. FUCK YOUR GYM.

It's okay. No Packers fan truly has a penis. (I KID. Kindof.) Dirtybirdriseup!

Good fried pickles though. And raw oysters. Assuming they aren't tainted, it's hard to fuck up raw oysters.

This stuff makes me cranky. Business school- College for that matter- is hard. And time consuming. Every time I see someone with an honorary doctorate put Dr. in front of their name, it just pisses me off. Same for this. I have a client with an honorary doctorate, and she can't even type a proper email, much less…

I'm a feminist who loves dirty porn. X Tube is my second favorite site.

YES. YES. YES. The Brotherhood. Although, the last few haven't really done it for me.

And Rick Santorum.

Mr. Stilettosandgrits saw this on my FB page, sent a text saying "will it mess with my testosterone" and otherwise was pretty much down... Seeing as he is the one who jumps off the couch when my "no babies" alarm goes off and runs for my pill pack, I think I could trust him on it. I was pretty impressed with how…

Viagra is already covered by many insurance providers. Has been for a long time. Depressing, I know.