My thoughts exactly. And I just hearted you for Buzz.

Can Adam do porn? That would be awesome.

Rick Santorum does not approve.

Just because they are kids and raised that way, it does not make them any less racist. A racist is a racist is a racist. Ignorance is no excuse. And these people would not have deleted their social media accounts if they did not know they were doing something wrong. If we sit here, and make excuses for our…

Wait. I thought if you let all the animals out of the cages, it resulted in mass hysteria and animal murder.

If there was no porn on the internet, there would only be one website left, and it would be called bringbacktheporn.com.

Bottles? Psh. Pass me the Trader Joes Box o Red, please. Plus, that box stores great under my bathroom sink. Makes every bubble bath an adventure.

Did this remind anyone of the sisters from Pushing Daisies?

That. Right there. Is love.

Why does everyone on Jez hate on "Love Actually"?!? And he wasn't telling her how to dress or how to be, he was saying she was perfect to him just the way she was. GOOD GOD she is wearing a plunging shirt about the size of a pocket square in the scene prior. GAH

All snark aside, I think this is damn fine marketing. Damn fine.

Not going to lie, I own a pink glock, it's accurate and it's awesome. It is a bitch to clean. HOWEVER. When it comes down to shooting for real, I'll be using my 1911, thank you very much. Accuracy isn't as required with a .45. God bless em.

Until the whale confesses on a social networking site, there is no case.

THE FUCK.

How many Hail Marys do you have to say for being a jackass?

I thought that was referring to hemorrhoids...

NOVEL! (Seriously, that would be awesome. So. So. Awesome.)

I can agree there. But I consider part of chivalry being not making me uncomfortable (That was a weird sentence.) If it makes your lady uncomfortable, you're doing it wrong.

Preparing to be ostracized, but....

This is going to sound off, but...