It kills me. What does people person even mean?!? I should hire you on the soul basis that you like people? You're lying. No one always likes people. ELABORATE for god's sake.

I'm a sales manager, and thus, interview a ton of people. I have to say, a lot of this is spot on. I'm not reading a rambling sentence.

Anyone else have an automatic flashback to that Gattica movie?

As usual, Gay Men do it better. Plus, these guys are working at the club, meet-able, and do a almost nekkid car wash for an AIDS awareness charity once a year.

I stand corrected.

I'm from Texas, and currently reside in Georgia. Not saying if it is right or wrong, but, in Texas, you only have to have a permit for concealed weapons. You cannot bring them to a place that serves booze, permit or not. Your house is your domain, and you can have a freaking arsenal.

Did I miss something? When did she become a writer of crappy erotica?

Also: By engaging in Oral Sex, she was aborting a potential fetus, by not leading it to the egg, and she should be put to death under the personhood amendment. Silly sluts.

Only if the minor was a whorry whore whore. Obviously.

You beat me to it.

Wasn't this the black tar heroin capital not so long ago?

I have dated guys that shave it all, as well as the groomers. Now, my personal preference is the groomers. Why? I played too much Mario as a child. I see completely shaved and start thinking of Mario mushrooms (Usually level 4 style in Mario 3), start humming the Mario song, and that shit gets weird QUICK. All of…

Mom called me last week to tell me, and I quote, "One day soon, (gay best friend) is going to leave you and your dog is going to die." Her unique way of telling me to settle.

Never expected to see this many bush supporters on Jez. Then again, context is key. Thanks y'all! Lots of food for thought.

I've got a total lady boner for John Goodman. And Pauly Shore. No judgments here.

Survey? Yes please. Ladies: Bush or no bush? And why?

You're lucky that's all you got. He has a "history" with waitresses.

Hearted as well.

They are 24 bucks online! Just google it, lots of holiday sales!

Yeah. His wife found out about that on the front page of the AJC- I like to pretend he's classed it up since then.