Thanks for the correction! And it's still a great site, which has no impact on your IQ :)

Aww what do you have against Chip? Old man is still pullin out the runs- Finished the season above .250. I was impressed.

...17 playoff appearances, 5 pennants, and a wold championship... Not to mention some of the best players in modern day ball (McCann, Jones). Rookie of the Year (Kimbrel). 23rd player in MLB history to have at least a 33 game hitting streak (Uggla). First duo in modern day history to have concurrent 20 game hitting…

For the more price conscientious lady:

For a hot second, I almost understood this pharmacists position (Possibly not wanting the medicine to be used against a woman's wishes.). Then I remembered I have to pick up my dad's Oxycontin scrip this afternoon... Yeah, if I can pick up NARCOTICS for someone else, MrStilettosandGrits should totally be able to…

I don't believe it, as it was not in Future World, so lovingly displayed at Epcot Center. Because Walt Disney didn't do failure.

Survival of the fittest.

Took me a whopping 30 seconds to go download the book. Thanks for the rec! Can't believe I've never read it.

Also, I'm super stoked to know it's not just me.

I just figured out that Hot Karl was Paulo on Lost. If I would have known that around 2007, I may have liked Paulo more... But yes. God bless Hot Karl. Amen.

"Love, Actually" is one of my favorite movies. Should I hang my head in shame?

How is this true gem not mentioned?

Naturally. I know this she-whore can't resist a glass of champagne and a request to jingle some guys balls. At the mere opportunity, my panties fly across the room and my knees become polar opposites. So of course I should live with the repercussions. To teach me a lesson about too freely "spreading my holiday…

Plus, how would a harlot be able to read the directions with that cock in her mouth?

He kept saying stupid things, I kept trying to get off one more time, and then it just fell out of my mouth. Eloquently, of course. Something along the likes of sweetchristyouneverjustshutupf......what? Yeah. No being friends after that one.

The sex with that one was EPIC. It was more of a word vomit between orgasms. God he was pretty. But STUPID. (Incidentally, he's now in jail. Sans iPhone. Because I can pick em.)

I once broke up with some one mid-coitus on his birthday. But I got him an iPhone, so does that take some of the bitchiness out of it? (No, we didn't finish.)

Next time some dude makes you feel shitty about wanting to use a condom:

The Georgia woods? Don't they realize there are ZOMBIES out there? And AMC camera crews?!?