Ya know, sometimes you have to find something to laugh about so you don't want to kill yourself constantly. This is stupid, but it provided, like, 10 minutes of distraction from this unending hell.

Cry me a river, Donnie Boy.

Yeah, but people can choose whether or not they want to use guns. The whole tragedy of being a mutant is that you're strapped with these dangerous powers, and you often don't know you even have them until you hurt someone, etc, etc.

It's actually *looks at clock* 3:15 at this point. Part of me wants to stay awake to see how long this lasts. Also, this political climate has made it difficult to sleep, so that's cool too.

C'mon, now. Cats are stubborn, but they're not stupid.

Oh. my. god. I just checked his actual twitter page, and the tweet is still up. It's been 2 hours! I want to ask, "how is this even possible?", but the scary part is, I already know.

Guys, don't be mean, I heard he has dyslexia. And anyway, we can all tell he meant to type "Idina Menzel".

As someone who's worked in retail and the service industry for way too long, those qualities don't make for great escapism when I am already burnt out by my shitty job. I'll take Park's optimism any day.

If you want to catch up, seasons 1 and 2 are on Hulu. You could probably get through them in a month, and you can get a month's trial for free.

Can I preemptively say Avatar?

Hello everyone! In a continued effort to follow along with the Blank Check podcast's back catalogue, I watched The Matrix tonight! I've been looking forward to the Wachowskis' filmography for a while - I'm one of those people who will watch anything they make - and The Matrix didn't disappoint. All in all, it's aged…

I LOVE THIS!

Ah, the annual terror of worrying about Parks and Community's cancellation.

I dunno, I think this place seems pretty…. bad. Hmm.

We're gonna have to agree to disagree then. Parks is one of my all time favorite sitcoms, I'm talking top 3. Superstore is not of that league at all, and I say that tying to be objective. At it's best, it's a derivative sitcoms that's tolerable while waiting for something better, but at it's worst it's hack-y and…

You're totally right, except that Rocks/Parks/Community/The Office were all classic TV shows with cult followings, and the only show currently approaching that feeling is The Good Place.

Update, I just read the article (who knew there was info hidden in those links?) and it sounds like it'll be Thursdays at 8:30 squeezed between two shows I actively dislike. Thanks, NBC!

At the rate we're going, never.

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I thought the end of this season reached the right balance of goofiness to melodrama, and IMO season 2 will make or break the series. Riverdale was already treading a fine line, so I hope they don't make it too ridiculous.