Fortune Tampon!!! Brilliant!

Now I don’t know anything about design, but I really feel like they should come with a piece of chocolate and a midol inside each wrapper. Oh, and slip of paper with your fortune on it.

I don’t think a couple necessarily deserves to sit together, but I’m gonna throw in an EVEN if it means you have to move to a middle seat (and I know YOU woke up at 5am to check in so you’re a GOD AMONG MEN WHO SHOULDNT HAVE TO MOVE) if you see a mother and 2 kids like slogging onto the plane late, your whole stupid…

That’s not fair. Vince Gilligan wrote “Small Potatoes,” Darin Morgan just played the monster. Also let’s not forget that showrunner Chris Carter wrote a heartwarming episode all about monster rape. Not sure what my point is, I haven’t seen the episode yet so I still want to defend Darin Morgan I guess. I might feel…

OF COURSE privilege does not negate the humanity of white, cis men. NO ONE is saying it does. I’m married to one for fucks sake (just like many of the feminists in these parts). What are you even on about? Modern feminism already acknowledges that the patriarchy negatively affects men too, you’re conjuring a straw man…

#TeamAnythingWithCheese

you are taste blind, taco bell actually tastes better than chipotle.

Spot on mate but it will be dr Lazarus from galxey quest before snape for me

I just want all y’all to bask in the absolute STUPID glory that is my drunken purchase of this goddamn stupid hat that is now the only thing between me and frostbite at my work right now.

Yes. It says Goth Wino.

Your child’s name can scream “teen mom” or “mcmansion pinterest housewife mom” or “artsy hister mom” or “single mother” or any number of things.

Why can’t the nerds fuck after seeing Star War

Please Kickstart away my student loans, and I will draw for you any scene from a film, whether I have seen it or not, like this harrowing one from Salo:

This is possibly the most humorless thing I’ve read in a while. “#Adulting” is obviously a joke, meant to be taken as such. Most of the time I see it, it’s used by the person saying it to skewer themselves for being childish or lazy, not to garner praise.

I’M A GROWN UP AND I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT #ADULTING