I thought this was going to be an app that just displays the word “NO”.

We seem to be talking past one another. The point I was trying to make was that in the various British peerages, the titles accorded to peers and their families work differently than they do in French and other continental contexts, and that there is a difference between the peerage itself and courtesy titles given…

Yeah, at this point he’s been pouting so long I’m surprised he hasn’t been told to fish or cut bait either by the queen or the people who have to witness this sulking.

 Christ, imagine being married to that peach. If he were a lay person he’d be a MRA whining that his wife makes more than he does.

The queen is hoping he dies first because by Royal Proclamation she’s going to see to it that he is buried wherever she damn well pleases: namely, right next to her in an hermetically sealed glass coffin, his corpse positioned on its side in such a way that the whole country will be able to watch him kissing her royal…

I can’t help but lol, and feel bad for his wife. Have some goddamn class, man. The life of a royal is lonely enough, but to have your spouse fuming for 45 YEARS because he wasn’t anointed king? That’s one hell of a temper tantrum. It’s almost like she’s the one with the rightful lineage and blood ties, not some…

Well, uh, without details I can only speak in generalities, but . . .

Move to Hollywood or DC.

Sure! I’ll bring some bats, chipmunks, flying squirrels, deer, turkey, foxes, wolves, unidentified-white-fluffy-things and owls. You’ve pretty much already got everything else.

I am 99% certain he is some kind of Christy/Republican something or other who just wants people to stop being divisive by, you know, demanding rights and protections and shit.

if we can kick the repubs out of wisconsin, imagine the possibilities.

I was in Gouda yesterday. The city of Gouda. There’s a shop there that sells marijuana  cheese.

I had a female friend who kept her stash in the battery compartment of a huge vibrator that was big enough to humble the average man. She pulled it out of her purse to get some and I was like ‘um, I can leave if y’all want some privacy..’ She showed me that was where she kept her stash and was waving it all in my face…

I think tip #1 should be “Try not to look like a ‘cannabis expert.’”

Small items and amount in a makeup bag - nobody bothers.

If I need to travel with something for my anxiety I choose gummies. I just dump a bag of regular gummy candy out, fill it with special gummy candy, place it in my carry on and have never once been searched.

I broke it down to my far right parents like this. “You go out every weekend and your bar tab is 80 bucks a night. I buy 80 bucks worth of weed and I am good for a month.” Their fiscal conservatism tingled and they got the point.

Honestly? I’m amazed that Trump hasn’t tried to get in on the pot game himself. Billions of dollars to be made.

It’s adorable that you think the far-right Republicans, now controlling all three branches, will let you guys keep your weed.

I have a huge gap in my resume because I was a stay-at-home-mom for years. That's even WORSE than unemployment. But I'm gonna say I was working on a novel.