You can always fry it.

Evolution isn't a system of replacement; it's an explanation for how species arise from ancestors through natural selection. You might ask why there are still fish.

Should have been @BennieRatz.

Those Midwesterners can eat my Federally-subsidized grits; I kept my name and I loved my husband madly as long as he lived. He's gone three years and guess what? I still love him.

This may have tremendous medical applications; also the meat project.

Wish our masher-up could have figured out a way to work in Nikola Tesla - kept in suspended animation by the Wayne family all these years - until Bruce needed all his tech.

Drinks impossible to make except by experts and dilettantes, containing ingredients you've never heard of, signal the decadence of cocktail culture. Make me a goddam martini, slacker!

Seizure-inducing!

I'm likewise a coffee-obsessive, and I'd like the Clever better if it wasn't somewhat messier than advertised. The Aeropress is better, but I confess I find myself in front of the Kuerig in the office cause it's so. damn. convenient.

A have a fern I'm not using - knock yourselves out.

I'm still waiting for the Romulan version.

Bowie can't sing? Them's fightin' words!

When bad things happen to fantasy people...

The people at my office so don't care about the lady who pumps her breasts in the morning. We think it's cute.

When did an institution that used to burn people alive and kill non-subscribers en masse get so fucking sentimental about fetuses?

Betty.

Bambi: The Revenge

Nah...it's the sound my cat makes when it coughs up a hairball.

It's at the very least the ancestor of that thing in my bathtub.

And those things still work remarkably well in the conditions.