That's just sad.

Taking the long view, at some point they're going to run out of women. THEN they'll be valuable.

How about keeping it zipped up?

Sign me up.

Good news for junkies!

I'd be gunning for Ayn Rand.

Arguably, we owe "Station To Station" to this condition, so there is an upside.

Great news! We shouldn't be eating the suckers anyway.

This is the perfect product for the aging myopics, who have to schlep around multiple pairs of glasses in order to drive and read during the same day.

Looks like he was competing in the '78 games.

Mammuthus Oxymoronis.

Funnier and creepier and way more charming than Tim Burton.

It's given me an insight into the previously-inexplicable policy of shutting down theaters in plague years.

It looks like something evolved from a grocery bag.

They all have a peculiar flatness that seems an artifact of the lens. Look at some non-photographic drawings and you'll see the artist trying to intuit form that the eye doesn't really see. After a while it leaps out at you.

I seem to recollect an episode of "Top Gear" in which Mr. May was required to lead a tour of an art museum. It didn't end well.

Is there any reason for any woman to vote for ANY Republican for ANY office, ANYWHERE?

That's why we call that the thin edge of the wedge. One can imagine a future in which drugs will be denied to women for the sake of their fetuses.

I Jewish tradition personhood starts when the majority of the baby has passed through the mother's body, but then the people who make these kinds of laws will probably go after the Jews next.

World's biggest sausage...who's up for it?