My kid could do that!

Old Mercedes - if you can find one that hasn't been abused - are terrific bargains in California. They're remarkably hard to kill.

Karl Lagerfeld is a little too creepy - AND a pseud.

A Reminder - just because she's gone away doesn't mean we should relax. The American Taliban is alive and well.

'At The Mountains Of Madness' has needed a sequel for decades. It's set up for one.

Looks like a big bruise.

This has the potential to change lives. I thank you.

To bad there's still no cure for cowardice.

My cat just got all excited.

I rather like the idea of unnecessary rectal exams...I like it more every time I think of it.

The big question, of course, is how do they taste?

We'd better get started.

I've got an attorney friend - perhaps we can create a step-by-step process.

It explains the slight tinge of unreality that effects most of the master shots.

And not to forget our dolphins. Scary!

Not Mensa members, obviously.

DX17H12! Come and give the kid some oil!

For putting out fires in sensitive locations, like clean rooms or perhaps space.

It's not confined to geckos, either. I found out the hard way when my cat brought in the tail of an alligator lizard and dropped it under my kitchen table. It may not have deterred the cat, but it sure as hell deterred me.

And we used to, like, worship them.