There, in his bunny suit, stands a mensch.

Arguably, I already have.

Holy 1976, Batman!

This reminds me of the reports I read in the Seventies about the value of the human body, if scavenged for its valuable elements. Turned out we were all six million-dollar, uh - people.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I submit the scene in "Bambi" where the Great Prince of the Forest says to the little fawn: "Your mother can't be with you anymore."

Beagles are not the sharpest knives in the canine drawer to start with...I guess it would make them easier to find.

Sounds like some MP has been watching too many movies.

The whole point of knighthood was a bunch of guys on horseback - the horse made a man a knight, not the armor. Any consideration of the efficiency of the knight as a fighter needs to take that into account.

Does it project a holographic display of your sandwiches?

Since those space suits were rather carefully designed to protect the astronaut from the moon's environment, I'd like to know how NASA engineered the urine expulsion unit.

I see nothing about a shuffle function, which I use all the time. Anyone know if it has one?

Yes it is...it may not be "Polar Express" bad, but it still doesn't work.

I upgraded to a 4, but I'm still using the Leaf leather case I bought for my 3G. So far, so good.

Is there an app that will count them for me?

Yeah, it happens a lot. There's a birth video site on Google and quite a lot of shit is extruded along with the baby. Your medical professionals are used to it, so you shouldn't have to keep apologizing. If you're a clean freak, motherhood will probably cure you.

I don't entirely buy it - it looks crude for a Leonardo. Charles I was a great collector, however.

The Cambrian is where the weird stuff is.

The Netherlands have been in the forefront of currency design for at least the last twenty years; their money is interestingly designed and about the hardest to counterfeit.

Very useful for purposes of sarcasm.

Back in the day when you had to justify getting a computer...