“Like she was googling Harry before their date.”

I laughed pretty hard but damn, the joke is imagining coming from a world where college is a given for Black girls who “think they’re grown” and the police don’t murder/mass incarcerate Black people.

“I sense she does not season her food” killed me.

Trump believes because Amazon Prime members don’t pay shipping each time they order that the postal service goes unpaid.

I will withhold my warm feelings for Tiffany until she releases a tell-all book that results in huge financial losses and/or jail time for Donald, Junior, Jared, and that creepshow Eric.

Given how likely it is that those farmers voted for Trump, I say fuck em.

It’s because they’re not pro-life, they’re pro-patriarchy. A Venn diagram of “pro-life” people and anti-gun control, anti-universal healthcare, pro-death penalty, blue-lives-matter people would be a single fuckin’ circle.

Would Oprah send her kids to public school?

That’s him!

No fucking kidding. How about instead of bashing her for climbing herself out of the pits of hell, we fucking congratulate her for coming out on top.

i have a sinking feeling that i’m the camilla in this unfortunate cosmic scenario. so, i’ll be snarking from the groom’s side of the aisle, and also, yes let’s get drunk at the reception. we can trade fascinators and be so cheeky!

Yeah, the smell of peonies is just so incredible! Some fresh peonies in a room are way better than any air freshener, IMO, with the extra benefit of being so lovely.

The headline and the commentary made it sound like Megan is acting like a spoiled Instagram brat who is taking advantage of an unlimited budget by insisting on a lot of peonies in her floral decorations. But actually it turns out she’s using peonies among a bunch of *other* spring flowers, and is choosing her…

thats good to know

Hey now I’m sure that Brad Grey wetted his beak plenty of times on that sweet, sweet Full House money that he got for Coulier and Sagat!!

They’re just people. People living fairly insular lives, but people. I worked in Shipshewana, Ind. for a summer at a touristy store owned by a Mennonite dude, the Amish ladies were all very friendly.

What do you mean, the — oh, let’s not get into this.

He was almost Captain America. That would have been so odd.

But, I don’t mind him. He married over his head, but so did I. He had a good run on a show and could play dark. His “you guys will find your way back together” shot at Pam over Roy remains one of the sickest burns ever burned sickly on TV.

I see from other…

Somebody should report Holcomb as a complication of abortion.

They’re probably required to by agents. If you want big star, sometimes you’re also required to book little or crappy star.