I realize that you’ve written a post about Sean Penn, but why is the top photo of a catcher’s mitt filled with hepatitis?

I’m still laughing about that scene. “Can’t you just shoot him?” “Anything’s better than stabbing guy in nuts.” “Uh, I’ll shoot him, I’ll shoot him.”

Hail Hydra.

That was a solid pilot. Shades of Grosse Pointe Blank.

Pass the smelling salts. I simply have no words. This is a total mess right up in here, and I lived through Nixon.

That’s basically what happened. The more die-hard conservatives in the House refused to go near it so they had to get Pelosi to get behind it. Same thing will be in play in the Senate- Schumer’s already used the Democrats’ position to get that subway tunnel he’s been asking for since forever and Trump gets some spare…

“Women don’t need men to beat up other men to defend us. We do, however, need powerful legislators to hold abusive men to account and ensure they don’t, for instance, get a lifetime appointment to a court which empowers them to make decisions about our lives.”

I wonder how she can be on film and TV sets, which are nothing if not brightly-lit.

That movie was one of the few times I’ve seen a theater erupt into good-natured chaos. In addition to the obvious, the print or reels or whatever for the middle third of the movie were completely out of order. Things were being thrown playfully at the screen, people were screaming with laughter and glee, and now I’m…

You probably looked like you didn’t want anyone to recognize you in the theater, for that movie your level of shame would have been appropriate.

Unfortunately, sunglasses did nothing to cover Costner’s accent...

I started wearing sunglasses all the time as a kid because being at the pool all day without them gave me mad headaches. I pretty much always have shades on if I’m outside.

I still have my copy of the OEF Rules of Engagement from when I was deployed to Kosovo 10 years ago.

I know it’s a tough option for a lot of people, but just get off of Facebook. There are numerous studies showing the negative impacts it has on people, and that is not even including the privacy and data breaches. Download all your FB photos, get all the contact information of people that you “keep in touch with on…

I know someone who knows the people whose home was used for the interiors of the Whites’ home and from what I understand it was basically free money since the production company was very careful in packing and storing their furnishings and paid for them to stay in a hotel during shooting.

Probably the same idiots who kept throwing pizzas on that poor couple’s roof, so much so that they had to finally put a huge fence around their property, also pissing off Vince Gilligan, which is a feat in and of itself.

Affirmations in any public place is enough for an unfriend from me. Not in your email footer, not in your cubicle, not on Instagram, not on Facebook, and not stenciled or stitched all over your damned house. Don’t advertise your basicness, let it slowly unfold like the tendrils ofthe noxious weed that it is!

New school, constantly surrounded by bodyguards and having scores of classmates that will gladly remind you that their parents hate your father’s guts.

“I’m not laughing, I’m not loving, and I’m thinking about tearing you to pieces you santimonius upholstery turd.”

“But agree, he looks SO miserable. Probably more so having to move and go to a new school. And you know the other kids’ parents probably hate your father.”