I think he just recently got the date of the Pearl Harbor attack wrong. He had it in November.

Same here. I totally understand how it feels to be attracted to someone, have a ton of stuff in common, feel a little giddy, but the “he’s married, so this has to be shut down now, before it goes any further” should kick in.

Yep You had it down. You really sounded like her.

I guess I’m dense today but I don’t even know wtf that’s supposed to mean.

They got both their dogs from shelters, she’s a human rights attorney, he spent his own money on a satellite so they could keep an eye on the Sudan in an effort to stop the genocide.

Clooney gives a great deal of money to charity, and I don’t understand why one thing takes away from another. So he gave his friends money. How does that hurt anyone?

So it doesn’t matter if you’re white and vote Democrat, pro choice candidates?

I just watched a couple minutes. Jim Jordan of Ohio was doing his best impression of a psychotic asshole who could not fucking believe that an FBI agent might be concerned that a total idiot who couldn’t find his fat ass with both hands and a mirror, and was suspected of colluding with Russia to win the election,…

This falls under “Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.”

I despise Megyn Kelly but if she would stop with the morning zoo bullshit antics and stick to what she’s kind of good at, political or current event conversations, her show might make it to President’s Day.

It’s easier to attract young girls when you look like Woody from Toy Story.

So one of my closest male friends and I were planning on doing something this weekend. But, he said, “I may have to stay around the house because Jeffrey (his husband) isn’t feeling well and I have to take care of him”.

Because of a patriarchy that has just started allowing women to work in those fields.

The symptoms aren’t worse, it’s that men’s physiology can’t deal with it the same as women’s so they feel worse.

Remember Trump said he’s not anti Semitic because he uses Jewish accountants.

There is a pretty hot sex scene with an Asian dancer. It’s kind of filmed in shadows but you get the jist of it.

Amen!

I have a dog and cat I love, a bottle of chilled Moscato in the fridge and every episode of Breaking Bad on my dvr.

If Azis and the puppies had been in Gravity, I probably would have enjoyed it more. Except if the puppies were in danger.