Abortion Machine is a good band name.

I understand your anger, but I don't think it's fair to say ALL WHITE PEOPLE HATE PEOPLE OF COLOR.

It's the Doggie Project Runway challenge - Using only your owner's undergarments, fashion a new look for fall!!

OMG I just saw the Native American woman's brown suede high heels with fringe!!

No, you're okay. I'm doing the same thing. I was dying, then I started thinking about how awful it is.

I'm glad you said it was hilarious, because when I first saw it I was laughing my ass off, then I felt bad.

Is Ireland Baldwin their spokesperson?

We gave them small pox, they gave us tanning salons.

Is it me or does he look like he's been crying in that picture?

Is that a pair of underpants he's using as an infinity scarf? The color is great on him.

Me too. But I don't have kids. My dad teased the hell out of me when I was a kid, eventually you just learn not to let shit other people say bother you so much.

I work with a woman who is completely bat shit crazy. She is the wife of the owner of the company. I used to be terrified of her, she is so illogical and gets all worked up about nothing. You just never knew when it would be your turn to be the subject of her wrath. I finally decided to start using "calm assertive…

Yeah, no I meant Tom should do SNL and do that skit.

How do I reconcile the fact that Loki is so adorable, and yet he STABBED AGENT COULSON!!!!

This sounds like an awesome SNL skit!

I can give off this vibe of, "think long and hard about starting this, because I'm pretty sure it won't end the way you hope it does."

Yeah the current one with the little girl and her grapes/raisin stuff is pretty much phoning it in.

Cut out the middle man and just buy some chocolate flavored vodka!!

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