Me too! There are days when I just can't make the effort to be a glamourista, and now I'll remind myself, the HBIC/BAMF next POTUS can wear a scrunchie and no make up and still kick ass and take names, you can too!!!

Seacrest has formed a 501C4 tax exempt cult - Idiots for Kardashians.

I assume Seacrest is executive producer.

It would take more than drugging all the yogurt. More like drugging the water supply.

Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr

It probably airs in Europe.

Are you high??!

What about that poor little dog in Moonrise Kingdom? One of those shitty little boys should have gotten that arrow thru the neck!!!

Or is this the new Scientology School Uniform?

We can talk til we're blue in the face (as my dear old dad used to say) and most people won't change til they get sick, and then they'll pray it's not to late to reverse the damage. A doctor told me after that one stone that I'd probably have them the rest of my life. It was September 2000, and I've never had…

I haven't had a diet soda since 2000, and the only thing I get at a fast food restaurant is the occasional salad, and I am much the better for it. For me, it was a kidney stone and boy did I rethink a lot of the crap I was eating and drinking. Not much into a pain similar to someone stabbing you in the back with a…

Going to focus on praying the gay out of her husband.

All I can think of is the preview of that new Brad Pitt movie with the jillion zombies climbing over stuff. This is the cat version of World War Z. How in the hell did one cat have an entire army of kittens?!

I think you can motivate kids without calling them whores. You can be tough on them, and not take any crap, but calling a bunch of teenage girls sluts and telling them they have mental disabilities?

How long before we find out he's practicing his wide stance in the mens' bathroom stalls at the Omaha Airport?

John McCain is trying to stay relevant, and keep his defense contractor lobbyist pals happy. Yes he would like us to get involved in a war, then blame the President if it goes badly.

Did I mention he was in his underwear?

Yes I realized he needed to have underground utilities located, and since I work in real estate development I knew just what to do.

Can your Dobie come to my house and teach my Pomeranian Teddy the difference between neighbor across the hall just shut their front door, and Mom's life is in eminent danger?

Yeah you need to read her book. It is the best. I was laughing so hard one evening my dog came into the room and looked at me like "can you keep it down? I'm trying to sleep!!"