I'm a fucking idiot. I actually read your comment about it being a dating site. Sorry about that.

Have you read Tina Fey's book? That's how she and Amy Poehler bonded. Amy showed up for rehearsals her first season, and was fucking around with Fallon, and said something off color and Fallon got all offended and said "I don't like that".

I don't understand what the big fucking deal is about swearing. I appreciate that there is a time and place for everything, but all this "women gots to be delicate flowers" bullshit drives me insane. I work in real estate development and recently started working a project manager so I'm out on job sites more, working…

Hey fucker, meet me for a drink!

Isn't there something more important for Jezebel to cover than this? I saw a video of a cat trying to figure out a banana peel, and Star Trek Into Darkness opens in two days. These are much more important issues than the actors Mindy Kaling chooses to portray her boyfriends on her tv show.

Didn't Christina Applegate have the same surgery a few years ago? And Guiliana Rancic opted for the same after finding out she had a lump. I'm not shitting on Angelina, more power to her, but she's not exactly the first "celebrity" woman to do this.

Okay, his race has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with my comment. I sincerely hope you realize that.

Nice to see Will Smith isn't having any insecurity issues, his world's largest ego goes right along with his self titled world's biggest movie star. I'd like to see the box office receipts on his last few movies to confirm that.

This is going to be my new screen saver

No this is in Indiana. The guy that runs this gym place played for Illinois and then played for the NFL (my coworker told me but I have forgotten which team) for a year and got cut.

I hear ya! I get so bored running on a treadmill I want to shoot myself.

This is why I jog, and do Pilates at home. No assholes, no membership fees, no waiting to use equipment.

You seem shocked that there is "bullshit unprofessionalism" in sports broadcasting.

No problem! She bugs me but I do like her as Pepper. I hope IM 3 is better than 2, that was a disappointment.

I was trying to be ironic with my "no one would see this movie if it wasn't for People Magazine" comment. We all know it's going to make a jazillion dollars this weekend. I have seen the first two and plan to see the new one. I enjoy a lot of the comic book movies myself. Sorry for my lame attempt at humor, it…

Oooh, now we're talkin'.

I remember him talking about going to Walter Reed when he was on Hardball and Ed Schultz, and how touched he was with the crowd that came to see the movie. Sorry about your husband, please give him my best. You guys have the respect and love of a very grateful nation, I know sometimes it doesn't seem like it, but…

I'm still holding out for him and JLaw. I know people think she's too young for him, but when he's around her his face lights up and he can't take his eyes off her. They just really seem to be into each other. Maybe it was all part of the Weinstein PR machine to sell SLP.

Well if we had any doubts that Gwynnie is cra-cra, this pretty much confirms it.

I thought it was going to be Jennifer Lawrence, but when they said Gwyneth, I figured it was the Iron Man 3 publicity machine working in overdrive. Because really, if it wasn't for this magazine cover, no one would go see that movie. She's the only reason anyone sees the Iron Man movies.