Going to focus on praying the gay out of her husband.

All I can think of is the preview of that new Brad Pitt movie with the jillion zombies climbing over stuff. This is the cat version of World War Z. How in the hell did one cat have an entire army of kittens?!

I think you can motivate kids without calling them whores. You can be tough on them, and not take any crap, but calling a bunch of teenage girls sluts and telling them they have mental disabilities?

How long before we find out he's practicing his wide stance in the mens' bathroom stalls at the Omaha Airport?

John McCain is trying to stay relevant, and keep his defense contractor lobbyist pals happy. Yes he would like us to get involved in a war, then blame the President if it goes badly.

Did I mention he was in his underwear?

Yes I realized he needed to have underground utilities located, and since I work in real estate development I knew just what to do.

Can your Dobie come to my house and teach my Pomeranian Teddy the difference between neighbor across the hall just shut their front door, and Mom's life is in eminent danger?

Yeah you need to read her book. It is the best. I was laughing so hard one evening my dog came into the room and looked at me like "can you keep it down? I'm trying to sleep!!"

I'm a fucking idiot. I actually read your comment about it being a dating site. Sorry about that.

Have you read Tina Fey's book? That's how she and Amy Poehler bonded. Amy showed up for rehearsals her first season, and was fucking around with Fallon, and said something off color and Fallon got all offended and said "I don't like that".

I don't understand what the big fucking deal is about swearing. I appreciate that there is a time and place for everything, but all this "women gots to be delicate flowers" bullshit drives me insane. I work in real estate development and recently started working a project manager so I'm out on job sites more, working…

Hey fucker, meet me for a drink!

Isn't there something more important for Jezebel to cover than this? I saw a video of a cat trying to figure out a banana peel, and Star Trek Into Darkness opens in two days. These are much more important issues than the actors Mindy Kaling chooses to portray her boyfriends on her tv show.

Didn't Christina Applegate have the same surgery a few years ago? And Guiliana Rancic opted for the same after finding out she had a lump. I'm not shitting on Angelina, more power to her, but she's not exactly the first "celebrity" woman to do this.

Okay, his race has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with my comment. I sincerely hope you realize that.

Nice to see Will Smith isn't having any insecurity issues, his world's largest ego goes right along with his self titled world's biggest movie star. I'd like to see the box office receipts on his last few movies to confirm that.

This is going to be my new screen saver

No this is in Indiana. The guy that runs this gym place played for Illinois and then played for the NFL (my coworker told me but I have forgotten which team) for a year and got cut.

I hear ya! I get so bored running on a treadmill I want to shoot myself.