“[Thing X] should be banned unless it personally helps me, in which case [Thing X] should still be banned but I should get an exemption” is so on brand for the gop that this shouldn’t even be news any more.

Oh I get that it’s effectively the same—I just happen to feel personally affronted and ashamed when I see a fellow Cuban-American millennial pull this shit. When I found out Enrique Tarrio is Afro-Cuban, I about died inside. I was so embarrassed I thought “is this what it would feel like to shit my pants in front of a…

It’s the same dynamic. I’ve never forgotten one of Colbert’s Difference Maker segments where they interviewed a bunch of militiamen assholes putting up 400 meters of barbed wire fencing down at the border (for reasons). There was a Mexican-American woman with them, happily stapling up barbed wire, and she said…

Had to hold my breath while I looked her up. I saw the Hispanic name and that she’s a Florida congresswoman, and I immediately braced myself for the overwhelming shame of discovering yet another Cuban-American who got into politics to carry water for white supremacists and Christian nationalists. Fortunately for me,…

I saw Heathers cosplay, but yeah, you’re right too. WTF even is that?

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Nicki continues to reach for new lows.  Also, rhyming foot with foot, girl?  C’mon.

It sounds like Michelle Williams should do a cover of one of his shitty songs

Worse. He’s an idiot who thinks he’s a deep thinking one-of-a-kind.

“just breaking down the idea that you just don’t hear that from men often, that they would express an emotion that makes them vulnerable,” -

JFC what rock has Timberlake been living under?! Does he not know who Kanye West is and what he did during and after his marriage to Kim Kardashian?

“‘I’m inside of you; I want you to be inside of me.”

Jesus, just let people fist you Armie and be done with it. Much less weird.

From August 2023 until September 2023 my wife and I went to Pismo Beach and ate fried clams and also hosted a Labor Day barbecue but nobody talked about that cool shit on a podcast. 

The other details Schmitt divulges are pretty bleak. The aptly named “situationship” devolved after she returned from a trip and she says Hammer lied about having covid to ditch her and hook up with another woman. [He told a white lie while in a casual relationship.] Schmitt also pretty heavily implies that she…

Hammer hasn’t actually worked since 2019 and is seemingly a pariah from the entertainment industry—how much longer before he’s a totally irrelevant nepo-baby trust fund guy whose poor behavior is foreseeable and not newsworthy?

It sounds like he was honest about what he was looking for and so was she, and like a lot of relationships it didn’t work. I come away from this thinking that she’s become much less comfortable with honesty and intimacy than he’s become. Hammer has done some terrible stuff that he should face justice for, but it’s…

Sofia’s son is in his early 30s. And after the way her ex before Joe tried to abuse her with the embryos that had been frozen, I can see her reluctance of even trying to have more kids from that angle alone.

Nah, she’s a nepo baby who makes terrible music and, based off the article, is kind of a shitty person. Let her and and her shitty ‘comic actor’ father share the same pigsty.

The twain has met here, no?

“King, nor Dolly have publicly commented on the concert but the latter is a woman known for her tolerance, so, I’m sure she gets it.”