Has Tina Fey EVER been a Girls’ girl? Historically, a lot of her humor has involved performative White Lady Feminism while simultaneously sniping at and slut-shaming other famous women.

Two important points that came out in this hearing that are neglected in most reporting:

That summarizes her entire life.

I remember back when Stamos was saying they divorced because he wanted a family and Romijn was insistent that she didn’t want children. Then that story failed when she and O’Connell had children shortly after marrying. He’s been trying to find a reason to blame her for 20 years because he can’t accept the fact that…

This big plot point has been openly discussed for at least a couple weeks now because it’s so glaringly apparent in the film’s own marketing and PR campaign. This is really only a plot spoiler if you are completely unaware of the movie even existing.

Can we take a moment and appreciate the shade of Nathan Fiedler sending Joe Jonas a bottle of mayonnaise?

The fact that Dax Shepard considers the NYT to be “left-wing” tells me all I need to know about where Shepard is getting his talking points.

She’s one step away from being a nepo baby. She’s never “struggled”, as a musician or otherwise. Her “gritty outsider” image is as fabricated as Lizzy Grant’s.

She has a long, well-documented history of stalking and assaulting multiple partners. One women served several years for criminal charges Manning later admitted she falsified. This is more than “going through something.” This is a woman who’s spent her adult life as a serial abuser and it’s no surprise she’d…

She has never been anything near poor and has always been a attention-seeking stunt queen.

Little Cesar’s new Personal Pan Penny™

The child is a sixth-grader. Literally ANY sexual intercourse with a 12 year old is rape. 

Looks like Rami’s going the DiCaprio route. As he slides deeper into middle age the girlfriends are a little bit younger.

Serious question: Does she commonly wear a wig and those heavy glasses? Because that image looks like someone who’s trying to make themselves hard to identify.

<Cue tiniest violin>

And who got kicked off a flight a couple years ago because he was drunk and screaming at his wife.

If you read a fucking book about the Olympics you’d learn that the IOC recognizes Puerto Rico as a self-governed island, thus granting it the ability to enter its own Olympic team. Puerto Rico has won several medals.

“I’m not like other girls. I’m a COOL girl.”

Gee, Kevin, hate to be a downer here but I can’t think of anybody eager to watch you romance a beautiful women who is the same age as your actual biological children.

“From where we are now, this probably isn’t gonna get better”