Which is pretty creepy since she’s already barely crossing the “1/2 His Age + 7" marker.

Let’s boil Hill’s statement down to it’s core:

So the surprise twist is “Abused women are actually lying, manipulative psychos”? This is exactly the take I would have expected from Levinson and The Weeknd.

“the collateral damage this ordeal has brought upon me and those close to me.”

Well, it’s possible that the teams from SATC and The Equalizer weighed these three separate accusations along with the restraining order his ex got for physical abuse and decided someone with that much baggage wasn’t a sound business investment.

I’m putting $10 on Mel Gibson.

But do we need another version of National Review?

As a 56 year old I’m pretty sure if he turned up at my high school reunion we’d all be asking “Who’s the old guy?”

Gee, can’t imagine why she dumped him.

And through all if it the one person she vociferously defends is her father, who she describes as a tragic figure who has to live forever with the guilt of causing his daughter’s suffering. There’s something seriously wrong with their family dynamic.

If the uterus was removed from one person’s body to sold to another, that would be illegal. A surrogate gets to keep possession of all her organs so it is not even vaguely equivalent to selling a kidney. But nice try.

I keep thinking of her as being “young and inexperienced” because she was a “teen” actress for so long but she’s a full-grown 31 year old adult woman.

How many times did they awkwardly guffaw while saying “No Homo”?

Did you miss the part about the physical beatings for “underperformance.”

I feel for Mel B. I, too, would be traumatized by seeing Drew Pinsky’s penis.

Julian Beck from Poltergeist 2.

Why do I suspect her next plan is a gritty, salacious memoir in which she throws her not-really-dead brother under multiple busses for the chance at a Lifetime Movie Channel miniseries deal?

From that video clip with his cousin, I think we are all now aware that Madison prefers his metrosexuals hard.

This man will say anything to get back in Ann Coulter’s pants again.

It doesn’t matter how “simple” the test is. It is an additional (likely unnecessary, as she probably knows her odds of pregnant) medical cost, and one that men never have to pay to get antibiotics.