I’m trying to decide if Melissa Barrera doesn’t know what “mortifying” means or if she’s giving us an accurate assessment of how bad Scream 6 is going to be.

The woman lost multiple family members in the British-backed Nigerian genocide and had to flee the country with her parents as a child. This is less “Look at me” and much more “Look at what Elizabeth Windsor’s reign is responsible for.”

So her new aesthetic is Nick Kroll in PubLIZity?

The Red Hot Chili Peppers:

Maybe Manhattan would feel safer if it weren’t full of rich psychopaths popping benzos and prowling Central Park. Just a thought, Mike.

One challenge is that people who exhibit obvious symptoms of monkeypox but do not fit the “gay male with multiple sexual partners” profile are not being tested to verify infection nor reported as suspected cases.

Four divorces and a string of domestic violence incidents make me suspect Bean may not be the best judge of how to interact with women.

White non-Hispanics come in at 59% according to the latest U.S. census.

There was massive media push for her after Ex Machina and The Danish Girl, when within a year she played the female lead in two back-to-back big budget action films and starred in the overly-anticipated The Light Between Oceans adaptation.

That silver dress looks almost identical to something I made out of two emergency blankets and a stapler for a friend to wear to a nuclear apocalypse-themed college party in 1985. I feel like I should hire an IP lawyer!

The next candle name ought to be Should My Vagina Be Burning?

I’m fascinated with his use of “embraced earlier in life” to imply his past behavior was some sort of youthful indiscretion. Dude, we’re talking about your late 30s here.

Translation: “My ex-wife has a gay cousin she stayed with when she fled with my kids and filed for a protective order.”

This sounds like the misdirected rage rant of a dude who has an extensive history of court-ordered supervised visitation rulings.

Do you regularly slap your co-workers on the ass? Because that’s pretty much frowned upon by most companies’ HR departments.

MTG? Milo? Loomer?? Fuentes?! This story is essentially a QAnon grifter version of MadLibs.

And let’s start with the basic concept of any judge of a competition should not be engaging in private contact or making offers of potential employment to a contestant.

Chapelle also zeroed in on a disabled woman with a service dog at one of these shows and targeted her with questions about if she’d ever engaged in sex acts with the dog. Not even jokes, just a series of really explicit, demeaning questions while everyone laughed at her.

The Virgin Mary would very much like to be excluded from this narrative.

Oh, that’s right. You’re the guy that’s always shitting on women in general and black women in particular. Of course Viola Davis doesn’t understand her own personal experience as well as you do.