And also because ducks have no front legs.

Starring role in a prestige network’s adaptation of a critically well-received novel directed by an acclaimed directing team and with top-notch co-stars? On paper this seems like a sure bet as a career move. It probably wasn’t apparent it was a shitshow until well into production or post-production.

Malik’s been very open about his youth being very painful and isolating. It’s perfectly reasonable for a person not wanting to see photographs plastered all over the internet that may remind them of a traumatic time in their life. There was no reason for Bilson to turn this into a “funny story” aside from her own…

I legit expected that photo to be followed by a story about M.I.A. It took me several re-scrolls to realize it was actually the current form of Madonna.

No, most states in the U.S. are 16, with many having a “Romeo & Juliet” exception if both participants are minors, as well as exceptions for marriage if parent-approved. This is similar to the structure of the Japanese national statute you are quoting and, it seems, intentionally misrepresenting.

It took me a few readings before I realized they were talking about Starr’s vehicle.

My first thought was that she looked like she was unexpectedly interrupted while taking a stealth poop in her backyard. In a designer gown.

She mentions how fame impacts her life as someone with a (fairly severe) panic disorder. It’s a typical cheap shot at a famous person with a well-documented mental illness that has repeatedly affected their career and personal life. 

Which just feeds into the ridiculous diet-and-fitness-industry generated notions of what athletic, fit bodies look like. Top level female athletes still have pockets of subcutaneous fat and cellulite because these are normal biological structures of human bodies.

My first thought looking at that picture of McConaughhey was “Wow, Aunt Lurleen’s had it rough since her third husband skipped town and she got fired from the nursing home for stealing patients’ meds.”

Doesn’t everyone?

You have an expansive collection of fleshlights, don’t you?

Most reasonable adults do not expect an actor on a weekly cable show to act anything like a president. But you do you.

So her name is actually pronounced CLOACA-rdashian?

You realize that, as an actress on a fairly big film, she wasn’t making choices about what dress or likely what panties she would wear in that scene. If the leg cross/crotch shot was in the script it’s likely she would have received direction on what type of undergarments to wear or had them provided by costuming.…

He’s excellent as a performer but he has always been a bit of an entitled shit in real life.

I do love that the unanimous response to her story was “Yes, I can easily believe that this horrible person would behave this heinously to her employee.”

Marcil: At the time I thought they were petty and mean but I might have been wrong due to my youthful insecurities.

He was raised by his white Christian missionary parents in rural Japan until he returned to the U.S. for college and law school. He then returned to Japan where he practiced business law and has received numerous awards from the Japanese government for his scholarship on Japanese culture. So, yeah, I think his…

Brinkley and Tiegs were more famous to the general American public because they were ‘commercial’ models - early Sports Illustrated swimsuit stars, makeup contracts, brand licensing tie-ins with mass retailers like Sears, etc. Dickinson’s fame was more based in European high-fashion runway and editorial work, part of…