Financially secure fully-grown woman in her 30s casually dates successful male professional, 50s, who she met through work. Surely there must be a scandal in this thing that functional adults freely choose to do all the time.

Ending this tirade with what is essentially “but why isn’t there a WHITE HISTORY MONTH?!” sums up your objections to Meghan quite perfectly.

He and McPhee may be the perfect match then. She’s notably, shall we say,...self-oriented.

But, really, so were Paris and Nicky Hilton. Their mother was a failed actress and their father was far more interested in being a celebrity than a businessman. Rick and Kathy would claw through a crowd with a pickaxe to get themselves in front of a camera throughout the 80s and those girls were pushed into the public…

The initial gossip yesterday was that Ryan Fischer was shot four times but it’s been clarified numerous times he was shot once in the chest. Jez doesn’t seem to have checked their sources. Quelle surprise.

Nah, mayonnaise contains dairy.

Brad Pitt pulled it off because it was the biggest film role he’d gotten after years of TV bit spots and D-list low-budget movies.

“No, Mr. Kennedy, I was saving that comment for you.”

Now I’m sort of hoping that they steer directly into the Spooky Archie universe where Jughead’s a werewolf, Veronica is a vampire, and Archie’s battling a zombie army.

Yeah, this looks like White Nonsense In Motion.

I can assure you that, regardless of her work choices, Olivia Wilde would never have starved to death. She is the product of generations of upper-class wealth.

It’s really not that much worse than the writing in this article.

And 60 seconds = basal cell carcinoma on your external sphincter.

She’s also 14 or 15 years older than Liam Hemsworth and began dating Chris when Liam was a teen so she probably thinks of him in ‘kid brother’ terms. 

Andrews made a number of British or British/U.S. co-produced films after the mid-70s. The woman is a DBE. That’s about as British as one could possibly get. As much as America doesn’t want to admit it, America’s Grandmother is more likely to be Marge Schott than Julie Andrews.

I’m curious about Kim’s ill-fitting men’s blazer in all those pics. From my memories of my churchgoing childhood, that’s usually a sign that the church leadership has decided someone isn’t appropriately dressed for the service. Is there some shaming going on here?

Lizzo tweeted her photo as well as her name. Being recognized by Postmates customers or even randos on the street isn’t unlikely.

Now every defense attorney in America has video evidence that these two women will make false allegations of sexual assault. I hope that doesn’t come back to bite them in the future.

She looks like Barbie And The Rockers’ quaalude dealer.

Okay, Sarah. Just let it go now. Let it go.