My kegel exercises have been paying off so I’m sure I could snap some off.

With those short fingers, it’s hard for Trump to shake a normal sized hand. He’s just attempting to find better purchase, just in vain. I hope all world leaders make note of this technique until Donald’s schtick is rendered useless.

I don’t know. Maybe you are right, but I would argue as a counterpoint that his constant ridicule of Trump might’ve actually discouraged voter turn-out.

With Stewart highlighting Trump’s just overall shittiness, people might think, “There’s no way he’ll actually get elected. Surely she doesn’t need my vote. She’s got…

The fact that both parties have failed to speak to average people’s real concerns- which is true- shouldn’t be confused with the notion that both 2016 candidates were equally bad- which is false.

I think he would have gone a long way to shame the apathetic “they both suck” crowd who either voted 3rd party or not at all.

I found this article to be fairly instructive. Short version is that white people don’t like that non-white people are getting attention. They want to be the center of attention. People don’t like women here either so that probably has something to do with it.

Because our country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and it’s finally coming back to haunt us.

I would imagine it’s because of the great number of functionally illiterate Americans with severe personality disorders.

But I mean- what were we going to do?! Elect a WOMAN (of all things!!) who was touted as the most qualified person to run for the position in living memory?! But those emails! The ones on the server that is just like the one being used by the staff in the White House now! But Benghazi! The event over which she had…

Boo hoo hoo, snowflake. Jesus, men are so fragile they can’t handle a little organization, interpersonal diplomacy, and reading. I think they’re far too weak and distractable to hold public office. Who thought it was a good idea to give them the vote, anyway?

Flippable.com and Swingleft.com are both putting together resources to help in 2018.

Meaning of thirteen stripes: You are assuming that Donnie actually paid attention in class and passed tests (which I assume he didn’t) instead of just being promoted from grade to grade because daddy was rich and threatened to sue.

Tiny fingered vulgarians aren’t known for their intelligence or stamina.

Taking your inherited wealth and name, applying both to an ongoing series of scams and cons for decades = Not running a business.

Let’s put this “I know business so I can be President” myth to bed.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DonaldandHobbes/

If anything good can come out of this it is that people are coming together and fighting this administration. It will all go for naught if people don’t actually get out and vote!

Especially the gubernatorial elections. There are so many Republican governors in relatively blue states that we need to oust to fix the gerrymandering issues. That’s how we take back the house in 2020.

Don’t forget to funnel that rage into campaigns, too. 2018 will be here before we know it.

I remember my first day of work.