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Also, the millions of moms are onto something... what DOES yogurt have to do with sex? What does beer have to do with sex? What do cars have to do with sex? What do website domain names have to do with sex? What do chicken wings have to do with sex? ... What do guns have to do with religion? What does the flag have to

That’s why I occasionally drive by and throw trash in the yard of the guy who works the night-shift at my corner gas station. “Fuck you, Roger! Why my gas and smokes still so spendy?”

I worked at a theater while Passion of the Christ was out. It brought it some pretty interesting people. One customer straight up told me that I was going to hell while buying tickets. I also had a blind customer get tickets for the movie. Normally I wouldn’t think that was weird, but the entire movie is in Aramaic

Andrea Farrington was 20 years old. She worked at the Iowa Children’s Museum. She loved children. She was planning on going back to school and possibly studying psychology.

“although he admitted that he bought her a one-way plane ticket back to Korea, which she took.”

Ooh ooh me!

(Editor’s Note: If you think she deserved to have her life ruined on account of some weed, do us all a favor and go fuck yourself)

I am made unreasonably happy about the shake story. Though I don’t personally work there, there’s a small, local ice cream shop down the road I get coffee at (weird, I know, but it’s cheap and pretty good) and there are just so many entitled kids there whose parents don’t do anything about. TThe worst one of these

Not if you’re assuming (incorrectly, but that’s beside the point) that they wouldn’t necessarily be great readers in English (yes, everyone, I have now been informed that English is Ghana’s official language, you can stfu about it) and expect it would take 10-15 minutes to go through the whole menu—not to mention

With all these reboots and shake-ups and reimaginings and alternate universes and such, the comic book world is getting to be a lot like the weather in Ohio. Don’t like it today? Just wait till tomorrow. It’ll change.

Yep, I was thinking that TLC will use this to take the “outrage temperature” of the duggar audience. The duggar contracts MUST give TLC approval over any statement or interview. I can’t look at one more silly ‘side hug’—the girls practically have arranged marriages —they get pregnant a week or two after their first

If this is market research ABC is floating to see if we would watch an all-male Bachelor or an all-female Bacehlorette the answer is yes. Hell yes. Especially with Amy Schumer as co-host. Make a gay Bachelor happen already!!

Huh.. all these minor children serving time for crimes and being released after a period of incarceration instead of being gunned down by police. I wonder what the difference is...

Make them $50 a pop, and I will buy them all.

(Editor’s Note: I have serious feels about “Tall” being the name for a fucking Small and “Grande” being a goddamned Medium. Fuck you, Starbucks, I will order a Large, not a Venti, and you will FUCKING LIKE IT)

When I was in high school, some local, road-side hotel decided to convert their restaurant to a Chinese buffet. They called the high school to see if there were any “Chinese girls who would like a job.” Damn it. I was the only Chinese girl in the school, and actually, yeah, I wanted another job because college was

Reminder, because apparently this is necessary: there is not enough information here to diagnose this woman with a mental illness. The mentally ill are no more likely to be violent than the general population. You’re at best buying into and at worst actively propagating stigma when you make comments about how this

Yeah, I’m all for improved mental health care, as well as greater compassion for people dealing with mental health problems, but at the same time I think that it is demeaning towards people who are struggling with mental issues to automatically assume that everyone who does something reprehensible must need treatment.