This makes NO sense as a Lucifer series. I get that the original would be near-impossible to film, but this retains no resemblance to the original series. Yeah, give it to Netflix or HBO or someone else with money to throw at it and no concern about FCC regulations.

So here’s my crazy plan for fixing DC right now:

Yeah. The only run that I thought really embraced her origins was Gail Simone’s, but that spent just as much time on the rest of the Amazons.

Keep in mind that this was before widespread dissection of pregnant women. Most of these doctors had no idea what the inside of a pregnant woman really looked like first-hand. and most of the corpses for dissection came from women who died in late stage pregnancy (so probably not average examples).

Basically, they have mild seasonal allergies (as does the whole rest of my family and pretty much anybody in the midwest) and in her head this became MY CHILDREN WILL DIE IF THEY TOUCH NATURE.

Haha, I’ll have to submit it.

RIGHT? Even if you’ve never eaten sushi, surely you’ve encountered it somewhere in popular culture.

*claps*

Um, I’m pretty sure that guy’s racism is not unintentional.

You don’t have to understand that your actions are racist for them to be racist. That’s kind of the point.

Right! Maybe there was a time when people might genuinely not know something and it wasn’t their fault, but that time has passed. If you’re ignorant of a basic food concept today, it’s because you actively chose not to learn about it.

Most places I’ve been to do that, but this particular restaurant was very traditional and only had a few cooked options (outside of the vegetarian ones).

Yeah, the elder one has turned out okay, but the younger one is pretty messed up (anti-social, very weird and difficult to converse with, hypochondriac).

There’s a big difference between not knowing the specifics of different dishes and not knowing what an entire category of food is, especially when eating at a restaurant that only serves that category of food. Google exists.

There is actually a type of traditional scrambled egg rolls, so that’s not so weird :)

I think it hits the sweet spot of both the gaming and collecting crowds in a way nobody predicted.

My theory with Morrison is that while his stories have good bones, too often he goes off the deep end into crazy, over-complicatedness and after he leaves the baby gets thrown out with the bathwater.

Dear god, why.

God, I wish. Maybe she’d actually send money in my Christmas cards.

Yeah. The rest of my family has kind of resigned ourselves to being amused by her because there’s not much we can do to stop her. Her kids aren’t even allowed to go to parks because she thinks they’re allergic to grass.