Science is finding new evidence that molly can reverse the damaging effects of concussions.

You could do a great show/documentary about all the other horrible Nazis that fled to South America and his there (Mengele, Eichman, etc.), and all the shenanigans they got up to while in hiding, but you just need to take your head out of your ass.

I think the rule your thinking of is that no one gets in unanimously.

Is she allergic to smiling?

So strange to think that so much crime and superhero activity could exist in a 25 by 4 block area of Midtown Manhattan populated largely by gay bars and Thai restaurants. .

Amen. Children deserve nothing.

Salman Alman Ali Allah

Though I don’t put much belief in the paranormal nowadays, I used to swear my childhood home in Cherry Hill, NJ was haunted. The house used to be owned by the Gambino Family (yes, of mafia fame), as were a number of houses in the neighborhood, and there was always strange occurrences happening. The house would always…

Eh, that town has seen better days.

I think you are being too grumpy. First of all this was for charity, and he has a real ceremony earlier in the month. Second of all, I think a farce is made of the ceremony at most Bar Mitzvahs with the giant parties, drunk parents, etc.

(Snaps fingers) "Yes!"

For some very very weird reason, whenever I get into a running training program for a half or full marathon, I experience random bleeding...out of my belly button. It also smells horrible, and I have been to three doctors who have no idea why it is doing that. Doesn’t hurt or anything, but I’ll take my shirt off after…

Well it certainly is now. Have you been there? It’s mostly gay bars and Thai restaurants.

America has no greater shames in its history than the fact that it’s name graces the horrible products known as the Americano and American cheese. Yes, I’m well aware of slavery and the Native American genocide.

Did dey catch that fawkin mawnstah?

Everyone lives forever until they die.

...while Mark Mulder sulks outside the stadium in the rain.

um, nope.

I should mention this was six weeks ago.

My dad: “If you sat in the 700 level, there’s a good chance you were going to get peed on at some point in the game.”