Pretty sure that’s a Bugatti...

I read that too fast & my brain thought you said “Tagalog”. Now I’m wondering how many cookies it takes to start speaking indigenous languages of the Philipines?

How many Girl Scout Cookies does one need to eat to be turned gay? Because, I mean, I would think if it’s a real effect it would have happened to me by now.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M MAKING THIS UP!? I REALLY DID STAB SOMEONE FOR CHANGING THE CHANNEL ON THE TV! NOW ELECT ME PRESIDENT DAMMIT BECAUSE I HAVE A CALM DEMEANOR THAT WILL GUIDE OUR GREAT NATION TO PROSPERITY!

Struggling with the ‘quickly’ part.

Brooks Adrenaline GTS14

Brooks Adrenaline GTS14

Wish I had a favorite running shoe. :( My big, flat, size 14 feet always get stuck with these:

Wish I had a favorite running shoe. :( My big, flat, size 14 feet always get stuck with these:

Brooks Pureflow running shoe

Brooks Pureflow running shoe

Just a thought: I’d love to hear how folks at different phases of running pick their shoes.

Just a thought: I’d love to hear how folks at different phases of running pick their shoes.

Brooks Ghost

Brooks Ghost

If you get out of your race car on an active race track an walk INTO THE PATH of another race car with the intentions of starting a fight with the driver and you get hurt, it is YOUR fault and YOUR fault alone. YOU have no idea what stewart saw because you aren’t him. YOU have no idea how difficult a car like that can…

Tacos are the most ineffective method of wrapping a bread-like material around other food stuff ever devised.

When driving through those, one must ask himself, “How brave and/or lucky do I feel here?”

Dat wing...

Will wait for him to write the yoga version of Charles Bronson’s book on working out in “small, confined spaces.”

Because everything is, silly.

Asperagas pee too!

In a kitchen supply store recently I kept picking things up, looking at them and thinking “This might be really useful if I had to do the thing it’s designed for hundreds and hundreds of time, but since I’m not...” and putting whatever it was back. You can fill a large kitchen with all manner of very narrow focus…

I mean, you expect that kind of thing in a Volvo, but a Subaru? Weird.