No, it’s counting the number of horses that live inside the engine.

okay smart guy - why do they call it ‘horse’ power?

Boston fans believing that other teams are lined up to trade their top-5 NBA player for Al Fucking Horford and some chaff will never cease to amuse me.

This is just making me really miss the series on banana-related beef among vegan youtube stars.

I have to say it’s weird that you’re definitely real girlfriend from Canada is so invested in American politics.

He was at Louisville going to classes

I would think penicillin would be the preferred treatment after being in a group with Tiger and his exuberant fans. 

So it’s now The Red Onion??

Yes, I can confirm or deny this.

I once made a double play in little league baseball while daydreaming because the ball got hit into my out stretched glove while standing on 2^nd base

This story is so wild you could knock me over like I was a geriatric paraplegic security guard.

You just said that a straw has zero holes, then defined it based with one of the restrictions being that is has a hole.

For children, this is a glory, as satisfying a time as there has ever been.

I know exactly how he feels... I was startled by a menacing blueberry Danish this morning...

“I guess that was the short program,” Tessa said, watching the smoke rise from the end of her cigarette.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

As a physician, I wish athletes would stop playing amateur nutritionist (I’m looking at you, Tom Brady and Russell Wilson). I find that portion control and a well-balanced meal, not arbitrary restrictions, are the keys to peak performance.

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Thanks Jim Tomsula.