Jim Tomsula is somewhere bragging about his new bike.

I’m gonna be totally honest, I never even considered that it would be in a bag. I just pictured her carrying around a goddamned seven foot unicycle through the airport.

The Quarterback may not throw the ball. The Quarterback will have two (2) options for getting rid of the ball:

the Astros’ head physician

Strongly agree with the undercooked plot thing. It took a long time to get to the meat of the story. But the last 35 minutes or so were great so I forgive it.

Ah yes, the Monty Stall Problem

big fancy rock and map boy over here

I think I would tweet “THE PISS TAPE IS REAL!” then delete all his tweets then deactivate the account.

There’s no way #5 is real.

Project Veritas preparing for their next big exposé 

Plausiball is the next kid after LaBall.

This was a small moment but I loved the touch of Rosa rolling behind Charles and Amy talking. It was small but it cracked me up.

- The National Anthem before NFL games

“in some ways, even though his picture is not there, Colin Kaepernick is there.”

Well don’t give it any stars and you won’t have to see it

That probably should have only been a double, but once the baking soda came into play, there was an extra base.

Wow...I had just assumed that guy was the NYT reporter and he was mildly annoyed that Trump Junior preempted his story by a few minutes. Never even checked whether that was just some random non-NYT journalist who never had the emails in the first place.

The overhead view has Sagan coming across the road to follow Demare’s line, and when Demare comes back left, Sagan continues wide to the right as Cav accelerates. If that’s Sagan following Demare’s line, that’s incredibly sloppy at the tail end.He had Cav coming out of his slip stream and pushed across his line far…

It looks like Hedges did indeed give Rizzo a path to the plate. Catchers are sitting ducks...looking at the baseball while a lumberjack barrels full speed towards you.