Somehow we have apparently lost the will of possibility to tell stories of people coming to terms with their gender that do not follow a very strict and very outspoken textbook narrative. No subtleties or symbolisms in that area, please.

The crowd really went cuckoo for Coco Gauff.

How about the Warriors go up 3-0 against the Bucks WITHOUT Kevin Durant? He returns for game 4, but the Bucks beat up on the KD Warriors and win the series in 7.  That is the dream scenario.

Maybe. Maybe that was the joke.

“Grumpy Cat, whose given name was Tardar Sauce”

He also just won a big golf tournament.

On the Avengers Assembled shot, they’re probably looking at the exchange between Thor and Carol.

You’re right, he doesn't work in an office. He works at a fucking school.

The dog went home with Kaji Sherpa. Doubtful his village near Kathmandu is the suburban wasteland you’re picturing. Also, the climbers gave the dog his name, so probably not a big adjustment to a new one.

What are you even talking about? She was called Mera by the climbing team because they met her after descending Mera Peak, right before they climbed Baruntse. She was then adopted by a local Sherpa who managed the base camp for the expedition and also seems to own a farm. He changed her name when he adopted her to…

Extremely good dog.

6/ Must produce quality tweets like this:

you can learn all about sentences on twitter:

If you keep looking under the same rocks, you’re gonna keep getting the same worms

It is truly amazing how incompetent the hiring people are for some of the public groups. 

SWEET SWEET BEAUTIFUL JUSTICE!

Ironic homophobia is still homophobia. 

That’s what fries are for.

and the dogsitter was taking a shower.

Pictured, said Cubs fan: